Celebrity Death Match but influencers?

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Didn't the parallet just fight somebody,
you guys, I'm a strong man.

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Oh yeah that turn it on.
Turn it on and we'll start with that.

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That's good. They're five two,
was just throwing them around. Don't

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think he killed him, No,
he already killed the one. So I've

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read multiple things. So one we've
we've reckoned back to the days of MTV

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Celebrity Death Match. Yeah, genius, love that show. Do you know

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Celebrity death Match Claytion animation clay mation
on MTV, and they would have fake

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well clearly because it's clay. Celebrities
fight each other. It's uh like wrestling,

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but it's Gore's Yeah, they're dropping
each other's heads off because it's clay.

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It's like fatality's like moral combat fatalities, but with like celebrities, I

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do not even Michael Jackson versus Oprah. Yeah, I was gonna say,

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like, I don't even know the
air of celebrities like the singer from Green

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Day versus Britney Spears early two thousands, late nineties celebrities like yeah, like

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Britney Spears. Yeah, I don't
even know. Yeah, you know,

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like Will Smith or some shit,
And it was all gore was super gory.

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Yeah, uh yeah, they'd like
strangle them in the corner and sh

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it all. It was all real
like stop motion clay like, so like

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the blood's just like squirting out and
it's just a clay. I didn't legitimately

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watched it, but I always saw
minutes of it because it would come after

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only for like fifteen minutes of the
Midnight. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't

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like. I wasn't a fan per
se. But it is telling of the

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future, right, So then we
get probably the Paul brothers, right,

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they probably invented, uh celebrity boxing
in the modern era. Yeah, well,

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at least when people started at least
giving it anything because maybe other people

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did it that we don't know,
but the Logan KSI doesn't say, like

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Logan and KSI they were the ones. Then Jake grabbed the reins and just

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ran it, literally blew it up. And so you could argue now that

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KSI with the misfits box seeing where
he takes mid lower and larger level content

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creators or influencers and they fight.
Plus that Jake Paul making a legitimate run

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and making it cool, right,
because if it was just a bunch of

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like gamers or like it'd have been
over by now because they're not athletic.

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Yeah, so like you see Jake
and you're like, oh, we're gonna

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find one of these guys is gonna
be a freak and it's gonna be cool.

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And so he's throwing all these and
we have some you know, I

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guess people we know or people in
our network that are starting to do that.

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But I was talking to my boy, shout out Tristan Lee. You

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know Tristan Lee. He started blowing
up for being like the youngest bodybuilder.

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He was like fifteen and shredded out
of his brains. Well now fast forward,

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he's twenty one and he still lifts
super like down to earth kid.

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I was actually, really, they
have long blonde hair. Nah, I'll

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show you. You probably see him. I was actually, and this is

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no fault to you, Tristan,
but I was pleasantly surprised on how cool

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he was considering his level of popularity. Okay, I've seen that, good,

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Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, he's been viral for six years

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now. But how cool he was, how wise he was for being twenty

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one, especially in this fitness content
space, and how and how grounded.

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He was. He was a super
cool kid. But we were talking hypothetically

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about him and I and how we
get in there. He's like, dude,

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you just have to like fight some
nobody beat the living fuck out of

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him, you know, like some
instagrammer with twenty thousand followers. Not nobody.

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Sorry, everyone out there is gonna
bite my head off, you know

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what I mean, and then call
out like some legit YouTube or something.

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I was like, bro, if
the bag's right, like I would definitely

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do that. Yeah, and I
think I'd beat the fuck out of them.

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And we were talking about it because
Tristan had some tryouts with European Soccer

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when he was a kid. He
was a very good athlete and he was

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like really playing it down. I
was like, dude, and there was

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like a more off air, but
I was like, dude, you don't

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have to like lie to me.
Like if you're sixteen and you're getting a

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try out in like England and Spain, like I know you were good.

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It's like yeah, but like they
were really good. I was like,

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yeah, you're playing the best in
the world like you were, because I

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know what that was like, Like
I've played the best in the world,

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and I knew that I could hang, but I didn't belong beau. So

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I know the level of freaks.
But then I also know the lack of

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freaks in content creation, fitness and
YouTube, and I know I'd beat the

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living fuck out of anyone out there. Yeah. Yeah, you know there's

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gonna be like, there's not a
lot of people in this space that I'm

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scared of. No, And it's
not like I'm crazy trained, but you

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know, you give me six months
to really get after it. I know

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how to train right people to train
here. Yeah, I know your eye

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at like, I know how to
get there. I know what athleticism is,

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and I'm just not scared of any
of these guys who can't tie their

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shoes, you know. Yeah,
yeah for sure. So that is my

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run. I don't know how that
started. Oh, which leads us to

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now there's multiple leagues. Aiden Ross
was trying to watch one which was very

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degenerate, and I loved it.
He did one non sanctioned, and then

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he got in trouble because he's so
popular and there's just these homies of his

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that were up and coming just beating
the fuck out of each other. For

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twenty thousand dollars love that. Uh, and then there's a new one who's

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running it. Someone famous. Fuck, but they're calling it mosgot Off.

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I'm talking about him. I don't
know the one Eddie Hall was in.

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I don't know. I don't know
if that was. I think his name

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is pronounced mosgat What is that guy's
mosgat Off? The guy that need that

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dude in the face all he owns
bare knuckle boxing. He owns a bare

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knuckle boxing league in Florida. Is
it bare knuckle? Yeah? Okay,

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this Eddie Hall fighting? Is he
fighting? What's his name? They are

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talking, They are talking ship,
but I don't know if it's gonna happen.

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They're supposed to fight though. They
have a fight on the on the

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cars, but I don't know if
it's a bare knuckle that No, that

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might be UFC, Yeah, but
it's not UFC. It's another league.

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Oh yeah, may be weird.
Maybe it his bare knuckle. So Eddie

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Hall obviously had a big push with
thor and I don't even know if that

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happened. Did it? Did they
actually they box? They boxed. I

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think that no one watched it.
I didn't watch it. I should have.

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So they had a big old thing. I thought one of them might

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have got injured, and it called
out. There's even a couple of crossfitters

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that fought. Yeah, yeah,
who was it? Who's the Navy seal

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O G. Pay him pay the
man? That's his slogan, the guy

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from San Diego, the O G. Yeah, I know, but that's

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his slogan. I've never heard that
slogan. I mean, is he gona

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start talk about the glass ceiling next? The slogan? It's very famous slogan

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in the cross Okay, I don't
know why. I'm having a brain fart

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right now. Not James something normal. Yeah, I can picture him,

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I know, dude, I'm having
a brain fart. That's pretty sad that

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I don't know his name him I
thought would be legit because yeah, he's

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a Navy seal, or like he
was some kind of he fought. I

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can't remember who he fought though,
Long story short. This new Eddie Hall

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I think it's a new league run
by Creators. Also, it's called the

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World Freak Fight League. Just up
my out what name? Just up my

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fucking World Freak Fight League w f
f L. That's not bad that that

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rules. And there's two. I've
heard people say this, so don't come

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after me Internet two midgets. I've
heard that's back. I don't know if

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it's allowed to be back or not
or too little people fighting and then they

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I think they claim that fight is
two little people fighting. Eddie Hall,

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Josh Bridges, Josh fucking Bridges the
man is his slogan. Yeah. I

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feel like that doesn't fit his branding
at all. Yeah, that's his thing

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because I feel like he's just like
the normal guy. You know. He's

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like the you know, do you
rents? Do you know work out?

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Okay, rents do works. It's
like pay the man, pay the man

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for me. Feels more like a
McGregor thing, you know, like kind

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of a flashy like, yeah,
fucking pay the man, pay me.

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Yeah yeah, where Josh seems like, yeah, rents do like I put

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in work. He seems like just
a grassroots guy. I think his is

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more. I think his means the
same thing as rents. Yeah yeah,

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yeah, that makes sense. But
it's like like pay your dues, to

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pay your dues paid. Yeah.
So Eddie Hall, though, fights two

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men, but on the stat sheet
they're five two, which makes them not

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little people. And he beats the
living. He's about to undertak or slam

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one, and one rushes him and
he gives him a left hook, and

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that dude went to the fucking I
don't think those people had any fight experience,

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No, for sure not. That's
what that's the difference. That's what

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kind of makes this fun though.
Yes, right sure, then it's just

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like a freak show. Like that's
why it's called world. Yeah, freakly.

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If you're listening, talk to my
manager's name is Dean Sadoris, and

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give me a fight, Get me
a fight. I'll fight some fucking five

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two dudes. I'll fight fucking Eddie
Hall. I don't give a fuck Edie

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that he's I mean, we got
to meet at your Yeah, we got

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to meet at a weight class,
Eddie. Yeah, I'm not going up

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the four hundred keys. You know. We gotta meet me at two forty

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or something. Yeah, meet me
at two forty. I don't think it's

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possible for him to get to two
forty. It's gonna be hard for me

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to get two forty, but I'll
do it. You know, there's sacrifice.

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Pay the man, pay the man, pay me, Eddie. That's

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a rough catch weight but I love
Okay, three hundred pounds Eddie, I'll

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make you down the big guy halfway. It's a rough catch, but uh,

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I do find that very entertaining.
And then a side of that,

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I read an article and again it's
just a Twitter article, so there's a

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bunch of things, but it says
when most empires are starting to fall that

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they that they default to fighting for
entertainment, bread and circuses. Yeah,

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so we're fucked. Yeah, is
that a trend? I think if you

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look through all these empires in the
past, Yeah, it seems like that's

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what our Savage Breeds ended up.
Gladiators. Yeah, was the Gladiators only

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at the end of the Roman Empire
that it was like middle forward. I

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think I'm not really Yeah, we're
talking, but I am too. But

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that's what makes it beautiful and and
maybe that's where we're maybe less. Maybe

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me and Eddie Hall will establish the
end of the USA Empire. Hopefully not

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that'll be it. That'll be it, that'd be the that'll be the strong

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that broke the camel's back. Yeah, me and Eddie, I think we

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have to celebrate the just absolute brilliance
of the celebrity death match matchups Racing Larry

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King versus Held Rivera. Yeah,
that's so random. That's not only random

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obviously in twenty twenty four, right, you're like, who the fuck are

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they? Do you know either of
them? I've heard of her, although

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oh you would, dude, race
so the Man on the Man on the

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Sea saw her, although you know
for sure. So they're both like kind

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of early day podcasters of sense.
Sure they're journalists, but they're not really

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you know, they're like always whatever. Aldo was the guy that would like

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the wars in Afghanistan. He would
be in the battlefield. Dack, Yeah,

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here we are on the ground.
Yeah. So both of them are

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kind of and Larry King's kind of
a podcaster like yeah, it was a

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Tonight Show esque thing. But guy, yeah, yeah, okay, that

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was that was an easy shot.
Anyone we name you could say old white,

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give yourself an eighty percent chance.
There's that famous video of Seinfeld like

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flashing on him for saying like,
oh, your show got canceled canceled?

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That was a pretty good. Uh
can that's pretty good? That was pretty

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good even rewinded nineteen ninety nine.
When you know we're young, we're hip

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or cool to have them fight on
a network MTV, yeah, which is

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main demographic fifteen to twenty five.
Yeah, that's random, he hear.

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Comedy Central, MTV IV MTV,
Yeah, it's all empty. Comedy Central,

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MTV same ownership Paramount. Yeah,
and Comedy Central when it started also

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targeted the fifteen to twenty five.
Now it's obviously much more broad. But

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MTV demographic was the frat boy.
Yeah. You know, so for them

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to have Heraldo fighting seems fucking weird. Yeah. Yeah, but he was

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like a pop culture iconic time.
You if you were a journalist in that

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time, that was like on a
like those people were like celebrities. Yeah,

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for sure, they were because they
were there. They were the Joe

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Rogan's of the time. God,
he was pretty legit in the seventies and

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he's gotten significantly less legit as times. I've always heard that. Yeah,

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he's pretty controversial. Yeah. Randy
Norwood versus Courtney Love, Yes, and

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a corner Cova versus Dannic Patrick and
dude, that's that's that's. Do you

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know Anna Kornakova, I don't,
uh. Danica Patrick tennis player, hot

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tennis player. She was the babe
of the time. Yeah, and so

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was uh uh do you know Danica
Patrick? No hot ass respectfully hot ass

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NASCAR driver, female NASCAR driver.
Wait, they were doing celebrity death match

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when when she was in NASCAR thought
it was way before that. It's probably

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no, dude, we're Oldrick was
all like a Mountain Dew commercial in two

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thousand and three. Fuck yeah,
we're old, bro. Time is folding

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in on itself. Yeah, but
those two, that's really that's really that

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she's probably been out of the NASCAR
for like ten years. Oh no,

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no, yeah, suppost has no
clue who she is. There's like compilations

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of like in car I don't get
a little side track, but there's like

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compilations of in car cameras of other
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about Danica Patrick and how like the
animals crashed them and like the dude,

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it's like, so it's fucking's so
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get off your ten laps behind us, get off the road. They're like

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on the microphone. There's like this
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the on the road because she was
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wasn't she was not keeping up with
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It's like, and she was very
good looking. She was on all

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the Do Daddy commercials, Go Daddy. Yeah, yeah, she was like

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the spokesman when that came out,
which was probably yeah, two thousand and

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seven, but they Yeah, she
was very That's a great matchup of two

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babes. That's very nineties. I
love. Yeah. Michael Jackson versus Madonna.

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Yeah, that's good too. Michael
Jordan versus Dennis Rodman. That's good

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too. Seena Fay versus John Stewart. Interesting. It's funny how both of

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them careers have stayed pretty hot.
Yeah. Carson Daily versus Jimmy Kimmel.

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Yeah, that's very that's very MTV. That's funny. Steven Tyler versus Mick

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Jagger banging. That's a banging line. Do you know either of them?

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I know, old white guys.
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this was real or not. George
Bush versus Gavin Newsom was quite too young,

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but that's beautiful. George Bush was
like a revamp. Maybe what's Newsome

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now? Late forties? Like I
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I just doubt he was very relevant
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actually he was mayor of San Francisco. Yeah, in a very big way.

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got I got two screens going on, and I can't look at anything else

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up. I just feel like either
way, But I do know George Bush

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fought a motherfucker on on on Sliberty
death Match because his clay faces drilled into

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my brain. His wife's face is
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Simon cow versus Ryan Seacrest, Yeah, banging them? Yeah, Liam Gallagher

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versus Nol Gallagher. Interesting. I
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the thing and smashing the head.
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that music Gallagher, not comedy Gallagh. I don't know if I know these

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Gallaghers. Oh my god, what's
the band? Uh? Oasis? Oh?

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it's Oasis, dude. The the

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it was George says Georgia brig first, Gavin Rosedale, Gavin Rossdale, Rossdale,

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that's celebrity. That's George Bush senior, though, And then there was

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George. Then there was George Bush
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celebrity death match, Gavin Rossdale.
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not smash Mouth or some bullshit no
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fuck uh Bush Oh yeah, yeah, Bust Rhymes versus William Shakespeare. These

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are all on YouTube. Stone Cold, Steve Austin, I see yea Little

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John versus A Little Bow. Wow. Perfect. Charles Van Manson versus Marilyn

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Manson. I remember that and I
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Marilyn Manson was the guy at this
time. He was. Yeah, it

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was because he was the most controversial
person, like because the music and Columbine.

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He was on every Yeah, the
Columbine. Yea, it was everybody

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was like on TV either talking about
him on MTV or it was a news

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talking about how he's responsible for He's
bad kids. Him and Eminem probably aren't

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the first, but they're probably the
first in the internet modern era of cancelations.

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And we should have known then that
it didn't work. Oh yeah,

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they both just got more famous dramatically. Nick Cannon versus Wilmer val d Rama.

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or everybody that is at Wilmer whatever
is from that seventies show, right,

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Yeah, that's funny. It's got
like a robot chicken vibe. No,

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it's all the same. Yeah,
yeah, it's all the same. Dev

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Campbell versus Sarah Michelle Geller perfect Sarah
Michelle. Is it is that Buffy the

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Vampire Slayer? Yep, Little bow
Wow versus Little Romeo, just every little

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Troy Lil Wayne. Yeah. Now it's

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young Yeah, Mary, Kate and
Ashley versus Jack and Kelly Osbourne. Do

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you remember the Osbourne's was like the
Og? Yeah, that was the OG's

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family. Was the Kardashian Realities Christian
Bale versus Adam west Y. That's funny,

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dude. I heard Hilton versus Nicole
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then they had a breakup, right
yeah, yeah, they might have had

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like one of the first reality shows
too. No, they invented reality.

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They were them the real world.
They were like the Sure what Paris Hilton

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was just in something new? Was
it a New Burger commercial? Was it

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like a throwback to that? I
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What was that horror movie she was
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of the fake ones, like a
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ones. I think too scary movie
one through twelve. Sure, yeah,

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she's like a parody. No,
she was it. That was a weird

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time. That's hot. Mariah Carey
versus wasn't. Kim Kardashian was Paris Hilton's

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Like, I think they're assistant.
I think they're all just buddies. Yeah,

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just rich It was her assistant in
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him worked for Paris as like her, Like, yeah, I think that's

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got her personal assistant. It might
have got her spin off. And it's

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funny how both of them did sex
tapes. No, no, she just

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copied her friends like track record.
Yeah, it was all identical. Both

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their dads were famous, not them. Yeah. Even Nicole Reaches a playbook.

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Yeah, that invented the algorithm.

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Now every kid's just writing their own
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it, but I do think some
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comes down to. That Eddie Hall
crack in the Jaw was great and he

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beat the blister, he beat the
brakes off him. He did, and

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all that stuff is just gaining momentum. UF sees more popular than it's ever

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been, at least in the States, oh for sure. Everywhere. Yeah,

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boxing is probably more popular and it's
ever been. Not ever, it's

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more popular than it has been in
the last twenty years, for sure.

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For sure. It's all growing.
Not to totally change the subject, but

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this just came up from my in
my Instagram feed. It is a a

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bike seat was with separate cheek pieces
that move. Oh caked up are you?

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That's interesting because your butt actually doesn't
sit on the seat no, like

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it's my crack. Yeah, a
sits on it. Yeah, and you're

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in the on This is actually sort
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It moves with your pelvis, which
I get. But your pelvis actually

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doesn't twist that much. Apparently it
doesn't when you use this thing. Yeah,

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it just can't. It can't,
no break like, it doesn't have

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the much give. Yeah. I
think that's when we talk about reinventing the

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wheel. And we don't need to. We don't need that, you know,

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like my bike, my bike works, not all those aren't going to

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take over regular seats. There's no
shot. Sorry. I remember buying like,

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uh, back in the day when
we would get our BMX sides built,

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you would go to the bike shop
and pick up one of those Horrow

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seats. If you didn't have a
Horror seats stay Dave Mirra, Yeah,

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if you didn't have a horror seat, the Miracle Boy, they're super padded.

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Boy, you put it all the
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miracle man. He was boy,
you know. Dave Mira is the Tony

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Hawk of BMX. Arguably h he
never lost like he was always winning and

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committed suicide within the last five years, right, No, that wasn't Dave

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Mirra. Was it wasn't someone died
in like their drive. Yeah, No,

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Yes, that was Dave. Was
it? Dave was? There was

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there was two. One was the
one that was always on jackass. He

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was always kind of around the jackass. No, he was a BMX R.

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Yeah. I think Dave Mirror Dave
Mirro is the ball and he was

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the original host of the challenge.
Yeah. The other one was TJ Lavin.

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Yeah, well TJ is still the
host. Yeah, TJ. I

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bought TJ's Las Vegas BMX bike and
it got stolen by my apartments behind my

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building and I almost had a couch. I think it's Matt Hoffman. Was

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the other Matt Hoffman might be,
Uh, that's the Condor, but he

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might be a skater. My bike's
bad. Yeah, there was like the

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three guy like TJ. I don't
really remember TJ being in like the X

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game stuff. I remember Dave Mayor
then the other guy. I was the

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darker, curly hair. I was
a legit TJ fan. That might be

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Matt Hoffman. I think it's Matt
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bikes for sure. Yeah, I
don't know why. For some reason,

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I think he's a skater. But
I might be mixing up my ship.

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And he was always in the Jackass
movies, like he's always on set and

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they'd have him new tricks. Yeah
that's him. Yeah cyclist. Yeah,

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yeah, the Condor I think they
called him. Yeah, he was.

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I was almost more into BMX than
I was skating. You're either at Matt

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Hoffman fan or you were a Dave
Mirraort fan, like they were kind of

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like the two guys. Yeah,
I was a TJ leven fan swear to

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god, that's funny because I think
he's from Las Vegas. And I had

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this cool little bike with the fucking
uh what's the bearings on the handles so

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it could go all the way around
and ship. It was like the first

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thing over to under Bucks. My
dad bought me. He's like, don't

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fucking lose that. And then my
neighbor stole it, damn and that Dave

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Mirror thinks. Really that Dave Mirror
things really sad. I think it was

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CT related. Yeah, that's what
I think, all the all the head

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trauma and bmxh C. Yes,
I said right now, yeah A C

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to you, Oh already that's splash
Jack Bauer twenty four C to you,

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counter Chairrism Unit. Yeah, David, he got gotten in his in his

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driveway by the counter terrorism Unit.
Uh. Well, this kind of brings

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up an interesting point. We were
talking a little bit about crossfitters fighting and

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stuff like and like what the fuck
has happened with CrossFit? And does does

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anyone still care? And could could
people care again? Could we bring could

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we bring fights to CrossFit? Maybe
these start hosting like a fight, like

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as like a sideshow entertainment at the
games or as an event or is an

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event? What if you warm them
up? We used to do like,

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uh like Greco rustling before it was
like grappling where you literally clench hands,

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you just shove. It's almost more
like sumo fighting. I don't know if

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you've seen that, where like you
can't unlock hands. So maybe you start

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there right, because if you just
come in and say, hey, Brooke

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Wells, you gotta punch this bitch
in the face, that's extreme. Well

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no headshots or headgear. No.
So that's why I think like year one

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we do this wrestling one, then
year two moves into more wrestling wrestling,

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and then we're in an m M
A striking and yeah we'll do a Brazilian

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jiu jitsu like imprompt jiu jitsu tournament. Bro that's so CrossFit of them.

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Yeah, it would be cross just
a whip out, say like all right,

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first submission. There's no creativity in
New CrossFit. Yeah. Yeah,

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they just threw a baseball ot and
nowhere. I used to make fun of

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that, but I also kind of
like it. Yeah, that was fun.

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It was like it was a ship
show because you're watching these eyes that

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you're supposed to think are like powerful
athletes not know how to throw a ball.

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Not a single one is a real
act, no offense, Jason Klifa,

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but like that was embarrassing. Yeah, people just don't know how They

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never played catch. Yeah, yeah, sorry Jason, Yeah yeah, I

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mean I think he would win the
jiu jitsu though, yes, he would.

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You dominate that You're gonna out baseball
throw him and he's gonna choke your

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ass out and give you a dars
choke. Well, if you think about

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it, like all around athletes,
like, yeah, you know, there's

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got to be gott to be some
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are. And that's the thing,
right, they just made their own definition.

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And that's what I got in trouble
for talking on all the time because

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they just said, like, yeah, best athlete, most fit. I'm

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like, by whose definition you just
made that up? CrossFit? Yeah,

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because there's not like a lot of
arguably agility or hand eye coordination with what

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they did. It was pure engine
And yeah, like strength, there's definitely

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some strength. There's definitely strength components, and sure body weight stuff like a

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muscle ups on rings is very technical. They're you're doing lots of heavy wraps

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with big weight. I don't don't
know how you what. That's what I

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mean is a competition that shows more
fitness than CrossFit. Well, it depends

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on your your definition of fitness.
I guess I'm talking like strength to cardio,

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vascular endurance ratio. They did a
decent job of it, but then

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you could argue that was bad because
then they would add too much skill,

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right, like a snatch or a
ring muscle up like that. You just

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eliminated every running back in the NFL, and you're gonna tell me Rich Phening

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is more fit than them. No, just because Adrian Peterson doesn't know how

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to do that shit. Yeah,
they're both specialized, right, it's too

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specialized. So that's where we've talked
about it here too. I think even

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with you is like high Rocks is
making a run, because the skill level

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then goes way down and you're actually
just testing an engine. They don't test

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strength very well. Now, test
an engine. Led pushes the heaviest thing

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they do, and I just don't. Yeah, kettlebell like RDL or something,

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they're gonna do it. Yeah,
that's not strength enough, because you're

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right, because CrossFit just got got
in love with the Olympic lifts. And

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I know that's near and dear to
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But like that's so technical, like
a deadlift is a solid form of

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strength because it's just not that technical. A conventional deadlift, Like you could

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teach your mom in an hour.
Yeah, like you sure her form gonna

403
00:25:36.119 --> 00:25:37.759
be perfect, No, but she
knows, like, all right, get

404
00:25:37.759 --> 00:25:40.759
that bar bell from the ground to
my hip. Where an Olympic lift to

405
00:25:40.759 --> 00:25:44.240
get good at takes you ten years, yes, yeah, to like actually

406
00:25:44.240 --> 00:25:45.839
get proficient. Yeah, it's like
okay, yeah, if you're gonna start

407
00:25:45.880 --> 00:25:48.759
this, you better at least do
five years so you can compete locally.

408
00:25:48.839 --> 00:25:52.880
Yeah yeah to me to not get
made fun of. Yes, yeah,

409
00:25:52.960 --> 00:25:55.960
you know so, like and that
is hard. We're like, you could

410
00:25:56.039 --> 00:26:00.000
argue the NFL combine, like what
if we made a casual version or a

411
00:26:00.039 --> 00:26:04.119
competition out of that? It kind
of already is one though, right for

412
00:26:04.640 --> 00:26:07.279
if you're going to the league.
Yeah, that's true, and now everybody

413
00:26:07.359 --> 00:26:11.400
can like do it not everybody.
I actually think I just maybe we have

414
00:26:11.440 --> 00:26:14.240
to edit that out. I think
it's a billion dollar idea, isn't that

415
00:26:14.319 --> 00:26:17.000
kind of what high Rocks is yeah, but they don't have the bench press,

416
00:26:17.079 --> 00:26:19.160
they don't have the vertical jump.
Maybe add more, add more like

417
00:26:19.240 --> 00:26:23.599
power building movie explosive stuff. I
actually I can see like a high Rocks

418
00:26:23.920 --> 00:26:29.759
power building like collab. I love
the key. Think if we made a

419
00:26:29.799 --> 00:26:32.039
form, what was the strength things
we used to do here? I even

420
00:26:32.079 --> 00:26:36.240
did one where it's like a kettlebell
swing or polash pull ups and deadlift mm

421
00:26:36.319 --> 00:26:40.160
hmm. It was like the National
Strength So I don't remember what that was

422
00:26:40.160 --> 00:26:41.400
called, but I remember you doing
it. Yeah. That was like at

423
00:26:41.440 --> 00:26:45.640
the cusp that was heading downwards,
this cross it's heading upwards. Yeah.

424
00:26:45.680 --> 00:26:51.240
But I think if we held worldwide
competitions on the combine and maybe there's some

425
00:26:51.359 --> 00:26:55.160
variability, you know where they sneak
in there and then and then you have

426
00:26:55.279 --> 00:26:57.599
like a hierarchy to get to a
title, I think you'd get a lot

427
00:26:57.640 --> 00:27:00.880
of not only freaks come out dude
for sure, but it would be kind

428
00:27:00.920 --> 00:27:03.279
of like fun because like everyone played
college football or whatever, you know,

429
00:27:03.319 --> 00:27:07.359
like every like lifter was like a
yeah kind of play from college, Like

430
00:27:07.400 --> 00:27:11.559
those guys would excel. Yeah,
you'd have to just basically just yeah,

431
00:27:11.720 --> 00:27:15.200
maybe we add it because those people
are all doing the high rocks now because

432
00:27:15.200 --> 00:27:17.680
it doesn't really take any skill and
everyone's just running. I mean, everyone's

433
00:27:17.720 --> 00:27:19.920
just fucking running. One of those
guys, you're a runner. Everybody's running.

434
00:27:19.920 --> 00:27:23.079
What made you, Dean, because
you're our sample here? Yeah,

435
00:27:23.119 --> 00:27:27.640
what made you want to just jog? Obviously, weightlifting we understand because we

436
00:27:27.680 --> 00:27:30.359
get older and it's fucking hard and
it's tiring, and you need three hour

437
00:27:30.440 --> 00:27:33.279
sessions six days a week. So
I understand taking that away, and I

438
00:27:33.359 --> 00:27:37.960
understand why powerlifters move on. But
what made you want to jog rather than

439
00:27:37.000 --> 00:27:41.079
go choke someone out? Because it
seems like you have jiu jitsu or you

440
00:27:41.160 --> 00:27:42.640
head down running. Yeah'll probably do
that when I'm older, though, probably

441
00:27:42.640 --> 00:27:45.680
do jiu jitsu. I think like
post forty, okay, I'll get into

442
00:27:45.680 --> 00:27:48.519
the jiu jitsu. I think that's
my kind of my tenure plan, all

443
00:27:48.599 --> 00:27:53.279
right. The uh so with me
with the runnings, I only started because

444
00:27:53.319 --> 00:27:56.880
I signed up for the CIM and
I'm like, well, that's like one

445
00:27:56.920 --> 00:28:00.920
of the things next year December December
this yeah, yeah, yes, yes,

446
00:28:02.039 --> 00:28:03.480
yes, a year yeah, so
six months from now, yes,

447
00:28:03.559 --> 00:28:07.960
So I always wanted to, like
even in my CrossFit days. Like I've

448
00:28:07.960 --> 00:28:10.559
always had interest in doing a marathon, so I'm like, I'm gonna do

449
00:28:10.599 --> 00:28:14.480
it this year, and just fucking
I needed something to stick to something.

450
00:28:14.559 --> 00:28:15.359
I'm gonna do it this year.
And then after that then I'll probably just

451
00:28:15.400 --> 00:28:18.880
go back to my usual programming of
just trying to stay fit. Yeah,

452
00:28:19.240 --> 00:28:22.079
I mean like a little bit of
everything, all right. So I'm still

453
00:28:22.160 --> 00:28:23.319
kind of doing that right now,
but I'm almost running like three days a

454
00:28:23.319 --> 00:28:26.119
week, like six plus miles a
trip, so yeah, it's good.

455
00:28:26.200 --> 00:28:29.680
And then yeah, you'll start ramping
it up in August. Yeah, I'll

456
00:28:29.720 --> 00:28:33.839
start just doing like last volume,
but like longer or longer runs, but

457
00:28:33.880 --> 00:28:37.759
like less frequently because that's so Yeah, everyone's fucking a hybrid now. The

458
00:28:37.839 --> 00:28:42.559
hybrids like the word the new hybrid
is the new power building word. Yeah,

459
00:28:42.640 --> 00:28:45.039
Like no, hybrid is the new
power the new power builder. Right,

460
00:28:45.039 --> 00:28:48.359
It's like, okay, like,
can you run a five k and

461
00:28:48.519 --> 00:28:52.640
also bench press two fifty five?
Every person I've on Instagram is in a

462
00:28:52.720 --> 00:28:57.160
run club, yeah, but like
there's just not actual any real clubs.

463
00:28:57.599 --> 00:29:02.079
No, I think it's just a
meet up. Yeah, but I do

464
00:29:02.200 --> 00:29:04.759
like that because that's probably the only
way I would ever run. Yeah,

465
00:29:04.799 --> 00:29:07.400
there's no way. I'm just gonna
be like, all right, Mike,

466
00:29:07.400 --> 00:29:10.400
it's Tuesday at four, let's go
jogg three miles. I like, dude,

467
00:29:10.440 --> 00:29:12.640
I do by myself. Man,
It's like my meditation. I meditate

468
00:29:12.640 --> 00:29:17.759
too much. I'm alone too much. It's my hour of like hour of

469
00:29:18.160 --> 00:29:21.359
disconnecting. You have kids associating,
you just kind of just go. Yeah,

470
00:29:21.480 --> 00:29:23.039
it's different like your kids on your
ankle all day. Yeah, I

471
00:29:23.319 --> 00:29:27.000
don't have that. I also,
he is only here I think five hours.

472
00:29:27.720 --> 00:29:30.119
I think I'm also only doing it
just base of off of where I

473
00:29:30.119 --> 00:29:33.599
am living, like geographically, like
in my neighborhoods are very like it's very

474
00:29:33.640 --> 00:29:37.160
easy to go outside and run.
Yeah, if I lived like at my

475
00:29:37.200 --> 00:29:38.920
old place, like maybe i'd go
to McKinley or something. It's pretty good.

476
00:29:38.920 --> 00:29:41.440
I mean even downtown. I'm pretty
much. I mean, is there

477
00:29:41.440 --> 00:29:44.400
even any room to run at McKinley
right now? It's probably so packed.

478
00:29:44.480 --> 00:29:47.079
Yeah, you can't really have to
say I haven't looked. You can still

479
00:29:47.160 --> 00:29:48.680
run around. I was just like, I'm just like assuming there's just like

480
00:29:48.720 --> 00:29:51.880
there's a lot of people that are
running now. Yeah, it is a

481
00:29:51.920 --> 00:29:56.039
cool spot and running is cool.
I've always had this like romanticized like kind

482
00:29:56.039 --> 00:29:57.200
of thing about running, though,
Like it's kind of cause it's kind of

483
00:29:57.279 --> 00:30:00.920
it's kind of because I'm a very
nostalgic person. It's very like eighties and

484
00:30:02.000 --> 00:30:03.880
nineties, right. Yeah. You
think of these pictures of like Bill Clinton

485
00:30:03.960 --> 00:30:08.480
running, Rocky running, or purch
just Diana running. There's all these photos

486
00:30:08.519 --> 00:30:14.160
of that, my favorite runner.
There have been memes lately about the running

487
00:30:14.160 --> 00:30:17.640
of somebody that we used to associate
with all the time. He's getting torn

488
00:30:17.720 --> 00:30:21.359
up about how he runs. Well, there's a lot going on there.

489
00:30:21.519 --> 00:30:23.599
Yeah, it's stiffness. I mean, running is hard. I look stupid

490
00:30:23.640 --> 00:30:26.119
running. I feel myself yesterday just
to see how stupid. I ended up

491
00:30:26.119 --> 00:30:29.200
posting it because I didn't look that
dumb. But I'm doing with a little

492
00:30:29.200 --> 00:30:30.880
bit of like lower back shit right
now because I kind of like, I

493
00:30:30.920 --> 00:30:33.680
wait, because the way I do
shit too is I kind of just like,

494
00:30:33.079 --> 00:30:36.720
oh, I haven't I don't run. I'm gonna start this running program.

495
00:30:36.759 --> 00:30:40.119
I run six miles today and then
like I do that for like four

496
00:30:40.160 --> 00:30:44.079
weeks. Bro. It's taken me
now, my body's fucked. It's taken

497
00:30:44.119 --> 00:30:47.880
me. Four months to get up
to a minute straight running. Yeah,

498
00:30:48.160 --> 00:30:51.200
like I could have done in the
past a minute straight. Yeah, like

499
00:30:51.240 --> 00:30:53.480
one minute of like running though,
like it's like actually not jogging, like

500
00:30:53.480 --> 00:30:56.599
like sprinting seven eight miles per hour
with a decent incline. I'm on a

501
00:30:56.640 --> 00:31:00.720
treadmill. I mean it's straight.
How many how many mile? What's the

502
00:31:00.799 --> 00:31:07.119
mile a mile pace for that?
Oh, probably seven eight miles per hour,

503
00:31:07.400 --> 00:31:11.400
nine miles per hours, probably about
seven six seven. So it's like

504
00:31:11.480 --> 00:31:15.480
moving but it's not moving. Yeah, it's close to like a one lap

505
00:31:15.559 --> 00:31:18.119
right yeah, yeah, yeah,
probably four hundred yeah probably yeah, probably

506
00:31:18.160 --> 00:31:22.799
get yeah, just below that.
But point is I could have ran a

507
00:31:22.880 --> 00:31:26.519
minute straight in January, but I
would have broken myself. Yeah, so

508
00:31:26.599 --> 00:31:29.960
I just like slowly did like twenty
seconds, twenty seconds, twenty seconds thirty.

509
00:31:29.960 --> 00:31:32.640
What you're telling us is that you're
hybrid now too. No. I

510
00:31:32.960 --> 00:31:34.400
particularly put that in my story.
I said, I am not a runner.

511
00:31:34.519 --> 00:31:37.880
This isn't cool. I say I
do some trotting because I'm gonna come

512
00:31:38.000 --> 00:31:41.759
every time I come in here,
you know, I see I am about

513
00:31:41.759 --> 00:31:42.960
it every time I come. I'm
on a treadmill a lot, but I

514
00:31:44.039 --> 00:31:45.319
walk a lot because I don't walk
at home. Yeah, so I try

515
00:31:45.319 --> 00:31:48.079
to walk a mile every day and
then if I'm feeling good, if you

516
00:31:48.119 --> 00:31:51.400
want to get ready, you got
your cardio. Yeah. If I yeah,

517
00:31:51.400 --> 00:31:52.680
you gotta move. So if I'm
feeling good, I'll do a minute

518
00:31:52.759 --> 00:31:56.440
on jog. It depends almost the
radio. But now that we just watched

519
00:31:56.440 --> 00:32:00.400
Creed, I'll probably turn on Creed
Bro. Some of those montages. I'll

520
00:32:00.440 --> 00:32:04.119
just watch it and I'll end up
running. Really yeah, they're good.

521
00:32:04.480 --> 00:32:07.559
There's something That's what I'm saying.
Like, there's something like also like living

522
00:32:07.599 --> 00:32:10.119
in downtown for like ten years,
like just being out like this, the

523
00:32:10.160 --> 00:32:14.440
idea of going out and seeing people
running in the city. There's something cool

524
00:32:14.440 --> 00:32:16.400
about like running in like running in
New York City or something on. Like

525
00:32:16.440 --> 00:32:19.359
you're just like a dude and you're
just like out on a run in the

526
00:32:19.400 --> 00:32:21.440
city. There's something cool about that. To me. I always kind of

527
00:32:21.799 --> 00:32:23.039
the like, I've always kind of
liked that. The one thing I think

528
00:32:23.160 --> 00:32:25.839
is cool is that, yeah,
you don't need equipment, you don't need

529
00:32:25.839 --> 00:32:29.119
ship. That's why I think it's
tough. I mean, you kind of

530
00:32:29.119 --> 00:32:30.559
need a good shoe. You don't
actually you don't. You don't. You

531
00:32:30.599 --> 00:32:32.839
can run in kind of anything.
Yeah, you could. You don't have

532
00:32:32.839 --> 00:32:36.440
to run ten miles like you could
go for if you just had sambas on,

533
00:32:36.480 --> 00:32:37.599
you go bang out two miles.
Yeah, for sure, you know.

534
00:32:37.759 --> 00:32:40.400
And that's like a healthy thing for
a normal person. But there's something,

535
00:32:40.799 --> 00:32:45.400
uh also that I think is not
cool, just all of it that

536
00:32:45.720 --> 00:32:50.680
the outfits, the outfits, yeah, the build, the physique you're gonna

537
00:32:50.720 --> 00:32:52.799
get when you turn that way.
Yeah, my physic's not like I'm super

538
00:32:52.799 --> 00:32:55.279
skinny, yeah and shredded. But
like it's not cool. Yeah, it's

539
00:32:55.319 --> 00:33:00.119
not cool. The supplements and ship
shouting my boy Nick Bear who has made

540
00:33:00.160 --> 00:33:04.279
them kind of cool, but they're
not cool. They're running supplements. Yeah,

541
00:33:04.279 --> 00:33:07.279
you're gonna suck on some gel that's
branded poorly and tastes like shit.

542
00:33:07.720 --> 00:33:09.640
I think stick brands are good.
Probably tastes good. You said. They

543
00:33:09.680 --> 00:33:14.359
say that you shouldn't even like think
about that shit unless you're running like twelve

544
00:33:14.400 --> 00:33:15.799
miles. Yeah, dull, I
don't need any of that shit unless you're

545
00:33:15.839 --> 00:33:20.279
running twelve plus. Powerlifters are fucking
banging it out. There was like a

546
00:33:20.319 --> 00:33:22.319
study and it's hard to obviously measure
glycogen, but they say you burn like

547
00:33:22.359 --> 00:33:29.240
ten percent of your stores and a
powerlifting workout. These motherfuckers are slamming candys.

548
00:33:29.599 --> 00:33:30.240
Hey, that was just cool.
That was just fun to do.

549
00:33:30.480 --> 00:33:34.200
Everybody loves can. I do think
it's cool part of the culture, but

550
00:33:34.279 --> 00:33:37.720
it's definitely not needed. They think
they need intro workout, and you're right.

551
00:33:37.839 --> 00:33:40.799
Until you're banging out like ten miles
at like a legit pace, you

552
00:33:40.839 --> 00:33:44.839
probably don't need extra carbs. Dude. This is coming from the guy who

553
00:33:44.920 --> 00:33:46.960
just walk around the gym with sower
patch bags from Costco. This big.

554
00:33:47.079 --> 00:33:52.000
I wasn't that bad. I wasn't
that bad. When I was really bulking,

555
00:33:52.039 --> 00:33:53.279
I would slam anything I had.
I would definitely have like a pop

556
00:33:53.319 --> 00:33:59.079
tart in my backpack or something boar, yeah, unfrosted. Yeah, yeah,

557
00:33:59.079 --> 00:34:00.599
it's just ke you're trying to get
and wait, but I always knew

558
00:34:00.680 --> 00:34:04.480
that I don't need that fuel where
these guys are trying to, you know,

559
00:34:04.640 --> 00:34:07.840
yeah, justify it or like the
intra like gatorade four scoops of the

560
00:34:07.880 --> 00:34:10.960
fucking gatorade in general. H Like, bitch, you're not playing college football.

561
00:34:12.079 --> 00:34:14.280
You don't need Yeah, you don't
need thirty eight grams with sugar to

562
00:34:14.920 --> 00:34:19.000
rehydraate it. Carload full basketball game, I'd probably have a gate raded yet.

563
00:34:19.039 --> 00:34:21.440
But well, you say, also
like technically gatorade is like you're supposed

564
00:34:21.440 --> 00:34:23.320
to drink it before, right,
Yeah, prevention or is it like to

565
00:34:23.360 --> 00:34:28.960
revamp They say to revamp gatorade?
But the truth is most people get dehydrated

566
00:34:28.960 --> 00:34:31.920
because they're dehydrated going in, yes, yeah, or not hydrated enough yes,

567
00:34:32.480 --> 00:34:35.760
like you're not gonna yeah, you
can lose liquids, definitely. A

568
00:34:35.840 --> 00:34:38.119
marathon is different. But a sports
game, like if you you could probably

569
00:34:38.119 --> 00:34:43.599
go a full competitive basketball game if
you hydraate it, probably the forty eight

570
00:34:43.599 --> 00:34:45.960
hours before you probably play the whole
thing. And I'll drink water and be

571
00:34:45.000 --> 00:34:49.719
fine. Do I do ninety percent
of my runs fasted? Yeah, because

572
00:34:49.760 --> 00:34:52.239
you I just feel I get way
crazy, more energy, I won't get

573
00:34:52.239 --> 00:34:54.840
that crash from the Federal feel heavy. You feel like I gotta take a

574
00:34:54.840 --> 00:34:58.920
shit, You gotta do any of
that. You're fucking just going. That's

575
00:34:58.920 --> 00:35:00.239
like an issue as you get older, who you start to time your ships.

576
00:35:00.480 --> 00:35:04.480
I never really thought about that as
a kid. I knew I wasn't

577
00:35:04.480 --> 00:35:07.960
gonna ship Yeah, I just wasn't
gonna ship mid game. They're talking about

578
00:35:07.159 --> 00:35:10.679
NFL football players pissing themselves on the
field, not thinking, oh you fuck

579
00:35:10.760 --> 00:35:15.519
it, you know Paul Pierce the
basketball player, Yeah, something on the

580
00:35:15.519 --> 00:35:19.800
court. I think he shopped himself. The rumors that he should looks like

581
00:35:19.800 --> 00:35:22.719
someone that would show himself on the
back. The conspiracy is that he shipped

582
00:35:22.760 --> 00:35:27.599
himself. Is in a playoff game
and he faked like a hammy and injury

583
00:35:27.760 --> 00:35:30.639
to get off the court. And
and there is video. You can't always

584
00:35:30.639 --> 00:35:34.039
tell if it's editor what's going on, but there's a Dodoo stay there.

585
00:35:34.039 --> 00:35:37.599
They were home, and so he
had white jersey and there's a Dodo stain

586
00:35:37.039 --> 00:35:39.840
on his shorts. Yeah, and
who knows, you know, maybe maybe

587
00:35:39.880 --> 00:35:43.920
it was just a short and maybe
maybe he just didn't clean well, maybe

588
00:35:43.960 --> 00:35:46.599
he didn't have a bidet. But
maybe he shopped himself mid game of a

589
00:35:46.599 --> 00:35:52.039
playoff game at home in the Boston
Garden. Nikes marathon runners, I mean

590
00:35:52.039 --> 00:35:53.079
they got porta potties on the side
of that. Well, they shipped themselves

591
00:35:53.079 --> 00:35:58.199
all the time. Yeah, because
you try and trust a fart after just

592
00:35:58.239 --> 00:36:00.880
drinking, eating nothing but jel goose
and the three hours. Yeah, and

593
00:36:00.880 --> 00:36:04.039
you think it's just a fart,
and that's what that's what they say,

594
00:36:04.199 --> 00:36:07.559
is what happens. I would have
to pull over, clean myself and move

595
00:36:07.639 --> 00:36:10.559
to another country. They don't care, do They just keep going dropping like

596
00:36:10.559 --> 00:36:13.280
a racehorse. Do you see that
video that the you know the guy that's

597
00:36:13.320 --> 00:36:16.280
like, oh uh, what's the
guy the that was going viral about fucking

598
00:36:16.440 --> 00:36:21.880
uh locked in? The locked in
guy. You haven't seen that guy.

599
00:36:21.960 --> 00:36:24.079
You've seen that guy. I'm just
locked in today. He's like, it's

600
00:36:24.079 --> 00:36:29.480
like a big white guy. Yeah, this white guy. Yeah, just

601
00:36:29.480 --> 00:36:31.679
wanted to He's like super positive.
He's got to stay locked in. He's

602
00:36:31.719 --> 00:36:36.280
shitting himself everywhere. Well, he
did the New York Marathon and he shipped

603
00:36:36.320 --> 00:36:40.000
himself and then and he's finished in
the cross the finished Streaks of ships and

604
00:36:40.679 --> 00:36:45.360
his marathon time was sub three miles, three hours. That's what wows locked

605
00:36:45.400 --> 00:36:46.800
in. I guess that's why you
Yeah, but he's not even just I

606
00:36:46.800 --> 00:36:50.320
don't even know he was even a
runner. He was just going viral for

607
00:36:50.400 --> 00:36:52.320
being like the super positive young guy. Crystal Lee even like had him on

608
00:36:52.320 --> 00:36:57.400
his podcast or some ship. Which
is weird. Is the locked in guy.

609
00:36:57.480 --> 00:36:59.840
A lot of surprise. You haven't
seen that a lot of these guys

610
00:36:59.840 --> 00:37:04.800
are really jacked now and running legitimate
times like Nick, Yeah, I mean

611
00:37:05.280 --> 00:37:07.840
yeah, and they're built like it. You know, Nick's fucking six to

612
00:37:07.840 --> 00:37:09.679
two allst these people just train full
time. Yeah, Nick was a ranger,

613
00:37:09.880 --> 00:37:13.000
Like he's a tough son of a
bitch. Yeah, you know,

614
00:37:13.039 --> 00:37:15.159
I just don't have that. Yeah, dragging is not hard. Running is

615
00:37:15.199 --> 00:37:17.880
different, like like running fast if
you're trying to get times, bro,

616
00:37:19.079 --> 00:37:21.920
Yeah, it's hard, and that's
probably the only way I would do it.

617
00:37:21.920 --> 00:37:23.400
Like I don't want to like obviously
your first one, Yeah, you

618
00:37:23.440 --> 00:37:25.599
just want to complete. Yeah,
but the whole goal is Yeah, you

619
00:37:25.599 --> 00:37:29.559
want to nicheate sometimes, but they're
qualify for another one. Yeah, there's

620
00:37:29.599 --> 00:37:30.440
just so much you just want to
do one though, Like kind of like

621
00:37:30.440 --> 00:37:36.440
where I'm at, like still so
much finishes, so much pain involved that

622
00:37:36.519 --> 00:37:37.519
I just don't want to go through
anymore. The problem right now where I'm

623
00:37:37.559 --> 00:37:42.519
at is like my cardio is like
fucking unbelievable, but my body's still not

624
00:37:42.679 --> 00:37:45.719
caught up to my cardios at Like
I'll finish a six mile run and like

625
00:37:45.880 --> 00:37:49.239
I'll barely be breathing like I mean, I'll be breathing, but like like

626
00:37:49.280 --> 00:37:51.599
I can go like do a speech, right, you know what I mean,

627
00:37:51.599 --> 00:37:53.440
like my cardios like I'm not even
like tired, but my body by

628
00:37:53.480 --> 00:37:58.039
then is just like fuck dude,
like that's my later fucking like stop,

629
00:37:58.199 --> 00:38:00.880
that's my limitter on everything. My
low backs are to light up quick.

630
00:38:00.320 --> 00:38:04.679
I got the stubbiest little legs,
like I'm up built, literally the opposite

631
00:38:04.719 --> 00:38:07.039
of every long distance runner, you
know. I got a long ass horso

632
00:38:07.159 --> 00:38:10.199
tiny stubby legs. Yeah, dude. Ever since I quit, like weightlifting,

633
00:38:10.280 --> 00:38:15.360
my back has just gotten like super
weak because I just avoided like all

634
00:38:15.400 --> 00:38:16.960
that shit. Yeah, that's also
started to think back like fucked you.

635
00:38:17.039 --> 00:38:21.519
Like I've quit lifting, like weightlifting
in twenty eighteen, though that was fucking

636
00:38:22.039 --> 00:38:24.800
how many decades now almost a decade, seven years? The fuck are you

637
00:38:24.800 --> 00:38:30.159
doing with yourself? Six years?
Eight years? How many years? It's

638
00:38:30.159 --> 00:38:36.039
about the twenty twenty five. Yeah, yeah, that's fucking crazy. So

639
00:38:36.079 --> 00:38:38.119
it's like yeah, and like I
literally like when I quit, I just

640
00:38:38.159 --> 00:38:40.480
kind of went like I don't want
to do any of the shit anymore.

641
00:38:40.519 --> 00:38:44.079
Yeah, for so fucking long,
I don't want to squad anymore. I

642
00:38:44.119 --> 00:38:46.760
don't even want to fucking deadlift anymore. I don't want to do cleans anymore.

643
00:38:46.760 --> 00:38:49.519
I don't want to do any of
that shit. So we got bodybuilding

644
00:38:49.559 --> 00:38:52.000
machines. I know. Well,
that's why I wish I was closer.

645
00:38:52.000 --> 00:38:53.519
I'd be here every fucking day.
Yeah, you get a leg press or

646
00:38:53.519 --> 00:38:57.039
something changes your whole brain, dude, Yeah, that's great, it feels

647
00:38:57.079 --> 00:38:59.880
great. But yeah, I mean
look back to like you were saying with

648
00:38:59.880 --> 00:39:00.440
the Prospect thing, man, like, I mean, you look at these

649
00:39:00.440 --> 00:39:06.719
crowds at the events, the regional
events, but half the problem is that

650
00:39:06.800 --> 00:39:09.480
no one knows what the fuck is
going on. Every year. The system

651
00:39:09.559 --> 00:39:14.480
is changing on how to qualify who's
going, what's real? Is there?

652
00:39:14.880 --> 00:39:17.159
Is this a regional or is this
a what is this? They did bring

653
00:39:17.199 --> 00:39:21.199
it back to the old school shit
though, right it's no, it's still

654
00:39:21.239 --> 00:39:24.039
like sectionals because at least I saw
the video. Wise, it's not nor

655
00:39:24.159 --> 00:39:28.559
Cow only any because it made it
look like at least it was an event,

656
00:39:28.639 --> 00:39:30.000
because some of the regionals didn't even
there, weren't on, and then

657
00:39:30.039 --> 00:39:32.360
he went straight to the games and
it was only online. Like there's a

658
00:39:32.360 --> 00:39:36.960
bunch of weird shit. But I
remember like twenty fifteen, Regionals were legit,

659
00:39:37.159 --> 00:39:38.760
yes, and they were cool.
I think the I went to them.

660
00:39:38.800 --> 00:39:42.800
The cool thing about that, like
what made it such a fun party

661
00:39:42.920 --> 00:39:45.920
experience And how why there was you
know, ten twenty thousand people there is

662
00:39:45.960 --> 00:39:52.000
because it was regionals, right,
it was nor Cal regional. So everybody

663
00:39:52.039 --> 00:39:54.800
in those stands knew somebody there.
Ye you had you had a dog in

664
00:39:54.800 --> 00:39:58.159
the race, yes, worst in
the race, dog in the fight.

665
00:39:58.320 --> 00:40:01.159
So everybody showed up right for that
because like everybody knows everybody there. Now

666
00:40:01.360 --> 00:40:05.280
that it's like these it felt like
college sports. Yeah, for sure,

667
00:40:05.360 --> 00:40:07.639
it felt cool. It was huge, Like you couldn't even fucking walk in

668
00:40:07.760 --> 00:40:10.960
the in the walking in the Bend
village, it was like shoulder to shoulder

669
00:40:12.000 --> 00:40:15.320
like the Arnold. And there was
like tiers of celebrities. Yeah, it

670
00:40:15.440 --> 00:40:17.199
was like, yeah you got the
gamers got yeah, you kind of know

671
00:40:17.239 --> 00:40:21.920
their stories. And if you were
a Regionals athlete, you were in the

672
00:40:21.960 --> 00:40:23.920
league, yes, right, Like
you weren't Lebron yet, No, you

673
00:40:23.920 --> 00:40:28.679
weren't. You weren't you know LeBlanc. But you're you're not frowning, but

674
00:40:28.719 --> 00:40:31.599
you're you're not Kalipa, but you're
there and then and then Kalipa was Kobe

675
00:40:31.599 --> 00:40:36.079
Bryant. Yeah, you know,
like there was legitimate status, which was

676
00:40:36.159 --> 00:40:39.559
cool. And yeah, like Blair
was yeah obviously went to the games games.

677
00:40:40.199 --> 00:40:44.719
Yeah, yeah, all our guys, lots of cool guys. Norcaw

678
00:40:44.800 --> 00:40:46.000
was also like a great place for
it. We're the hub. We were.

679
00:40:46.480 --> 00:40:50.400
We were lucky because it was literally
invented here. Yeah. And and

680
00:40:50.760 --> 00:40:53.840
first ten crossfits Santa Cruz is norcau
right, no, for sure, And

681
00:40:53.880 --> 00:40:58.239
the first ten crossfits were literally in
like Sacramento. We had like two of

682
00:40:58.280 --> 00:41:00.480
the first ten. Yeah. Yeah, so it was like a huge party,

683
00:41:00.519 --> 00:41:04.360
and all the other regions popped off
too, like they're back. Yeah

684
00:41:04.719 --> 00:41:07.679
now so now they don't even know, like no one even knows what's going

685
00:41:07.719 --> 00:41:09.360
on. Yeah, And these are
these sectional things. I think they sold

686
00:41:09.440 --> 00:41:14.599
like a fucking maybe like one thousand
tickets or whatever. Games are Dallas,

687
00:41:15.559 --> 00:41:16.880
the games are in Texas is here? Yeah, Dallas? I think I

688
00:41:16.920 --> 00:41:22.159
think it's Dallas, which is Fort
Worth. Yeah, that's the same to

689
00:41:22.199 --> 00:41:23.400
me. No, there was a
regional. There was a sectional in Fort

690
00:41:23.400 --> 00:41:28.639
Worth. And I also heard that
that with that, like the vendor village

691
00:41:28.679 --> 00:41:34.159
was like zero point seventy five miles
away from the venue. Fire imagine playing,

692
00:41:34.239 --> 00:41:37.159
Imagine paying for a vendor spot,
and it's almost a mile away from

693
00:41:37.159 --> 00:41:42.039
the venue. Genius. But but
and I have heard Dallas for Worth is

694
00:41:42.079 --> 00:41:45.119
an awesome city, and I've heard
it's all growing, and it is centrally

695
00:41:45.119 --> 00:41:49.679
located. So maybe that's not the
worst decision of it all. Milwaukee or

696
00:41:49.719 --> 00:41:52.159
whatever the fuck we were, you
know, cheeseheading it. That seemed a

697
00:41:52.199 --> 00:41:54.800
little random, Wisconsin. Yeah,
that seemed a little random for the games.

698
00:41:54.880 --> 00:41:59.159
Yeah, yeah, was nice.
It got progressively worse though, for

699
00:41:59.159 --> 00:42:00.760
attendance every year till like we said, fuck it, we're not coming here

700
00:42:00.760 --> 00:42:05.679
anymore. Yeah. Sure, it's
kind of centrally located. But like,

701
00:42:06.039 --> 00:42:08.559
give me a Redison, give me
a reason to go, right, And

702
00:42:08.599 --> 00:42:12.840
I say this in powerlifting. I
say this, ever like Vegas, La,

703
00:42:13.079 --> 00:42:15.800
although I hate La, Miami,
Orlando, Like, give me a

704
00:42:15.840 --> 00:42:20.800
reason in Carson this year and still
no one came where the old games used

705
00:42:20.840 --> 00:42:22.159
to be, the regionals were,
Yeah, the section or whatever it was

706
00:42:22.159 --> 00:42:27.239
in Carson where the games used to
be, where the Games was like at

707
00:42:27.280 --> 00:42:30.400
its peak when we would all go, when the were fun back in the

708
00:42:30.480 --> 00:42:34.519
day there were fun times, and
how have they not expanded at all?

709
00:42:34.719 --> 00:42:38.920
Like if UFC could trickle down and
do a powerlifting meat and a slap contest,

710
00:42:39.000 --> 00:42:43.840
plus jiu jitsu and all this other
stuff. How has Rogue did it

711
00:42:44.639 --> 00:42:46.760
and spoken about the road invitation has
gotten become almost just as popular as the

712
00:42:46.800 --> 00:42:52.239
game. It looks cool the strong
man and rogues so tied in with them,

713
00:42:52.320 --> 00:42:53.320
or at least used to be.
Who knows where everything is? Now?

714
00:42:53.360 --> 00:42:58.199
I think it's all How has CrossFit
not done that? How do they

715
00:42:58.199 --> 00:43:02.760
not hold a giant cash weightlifting competition, a giant Cavin and Kilo's Invitational.

716
00:43:02.880 --> 00:43:07.840
If I'm CrossFit, I'm literally tapping
in with you guys ten years ago and

717
00:43:07.960 --> 00:43:09.719
say, hey, we're going to
do the CrossFit You do everything else.

718
00:43:10.519 --> 00:43:14.599
Do a deadlift off, do a
strong man off, do a fucking chin

719
00:43:14.679 --> 00:43:16.199
up off. Who gives a flying
they All they did with us is just

720
00:43:16.400 --> 00:43:21.320
reach out with their attorneys to tell
us to remove all of our hashtag crossfits

721
00:43:21.320 --> 00:43:23.239
on all our posts. That's what
it did. From so dumb what oh

722
00:43:23.239 --> 00:43:25.559
do No, yeah we got you
don't want the promo? Okay, yeah,

723
00:43:25.599 --> 00:43:30.320
our lawyer their lawyers reach out to
us and told us to uh.

724
00:43:30.840 --> 00:43:34.719
They combed our this just like someone
they hire. They combed our entire website,

725
00:43:34.760 --> 00:43:37.559
found the word CrossFit on there somewhere, and combed our entire social media

726
00:43:37.599 --> 00:43:42.920
and told us to delete all the
words I came in or an all hashtags

727
00:43:42.960 --> 00:43:45.519
from all posts. He was showing
me posts from like twenty thirteen. I'm

728
00:43:45.519 --> 00:43:46.960
like, bro, I'm not going
through my Instagram. I won't post it

729
00:43:46.960 --> 00:43:50.679
anymore. How about like, I'm
not going all the way back to fucking

730
00:43:50.840 --> 00:43:55.079
eleven point three thousand posts five deleting
your fucking hashtag the fuck yourself five to

731
00:43:55.199 --> 00:44:00.000
six figures. You guys have given
them money wise, let alone the cold

732
00:44:00.039 --> 00:44:01.960
sure you've added to them. You
can't just let me use a little word.

733
00:44:04.079 --> 00:44:07.199
Yeah, the amount of money that
we've spent on just boosts alone,

734
00:44:07.239 --> 00:44:14.760
let alone like growing seven figures,
absolutely growing the economy of fucking CrossFit,

735
00:44:14.920 --> 00:44:17.960
Like that's the millions and millions and
millions of dollars. That's the only thing

736
00:44:19.000 --> 00:44:22.559
that made CrossFit good is that it
had a culture and a sub economy and

737
00:44:22.599 --> 00:44:25.280
a subculture. Think about all the
brands, like not the Tutor own Home.

738
00:44:25.320 --> 00:44:29.679
They many brands started because people saw
what ck was doing. That's what

739
00:44:29.679 --> 00:44:32.480
I'm saying, and that's what made
CrossFit cool. I I thought the athletes

740
00:44:32.559 --> 00:44:36.519
or whatever, I don't love watching
it. I think the sports I've critiqued

741
00:44:36.519 --> 00:44:38.960
it many times. I thought they've
never made like good decisions. And I

742
00:44:39.079 --> 00:44:45.440
still thought it was cool because there
was this culture that organically grew within it,

743
00:44:45.719 --> 00:44:47.159
and it was know how what grew
that was a bunch of dudes saying

744
00:44:47.199 --> 00:44:50.320
like, oh, if these kids
can do it, we can do it.

745
00:44:50.440 --> 00:44:53.119
And that's what CrossFit was, and
the early athletes themselves being so open

746
00:44:53.159 --> 00:44:58.920
minded and cool. The top ten
nor Cal athletes came to us to learn

747
00:44:58.920 --> 00:45:01.599
how to deadlift. Yeah right,
Like that's what made the sport cool is

748
00:45:01.599 --> 00:45:05.599
that they were actually cool and open
minded and actually wanted to get good at

749
00:45:05.639 --> 00:45:08.039
shit and build a lifting culture where
now, like I don't know, they

750
00:45:08.039 --> 00:45:12.000
have their own managers and they have
their own coaches. All the athletes with

751
00:45:12.000 --> 00:45:14.800
the managers you don't evenet me started
and none of the none of the coaches

752
00:45:14.840 --> 00:45:16.440
have ever like six of these people
make money, and none of the coaches

753
00:45:16.440 --> 00:45:21.039
actually coached anything. But now they're
a CrossFit coach and all they've ever done

754
00:45:21.119 --> 00:45:25.239
is cross coach CrossFit? What is
that? It's like I coach, I

755
00:45:25.360 --> 00:45:31.159
coach sport And then what they're all
just like subscribing to like someone else's programming

756
00:45:31.199 --> 00:45:35.119
and then like tweaking it where in
the beginning it was cool. They would

757
00:45:35.119 --> 00:45:37.559
go and find weightlifters and learn how
to weightlift. They would go and find

758
00:45:37.559 --> 00:45:39.440
a running coach and learn how to
run. They would go to powerlifters and

759
00:45:39.519 --> 00:45:42.920
learn how to deadlift, and then
they combined it on their own. They

760
00:45:43.119 --> 00:45:47.159
are truly cross training athletes are There's
so many examples. It's all about,

761
00:45:47.280 --> 00:45:51.519
like you got fucking lucky this person
walked in your gym and then they're at

762
00:45:51.559 --> 00:45:53.719
the game. There's like fifty examples
of that. It's like, no,

763
00:45:53.760 --> 00:45:57.920
it's not your coaching, you know, it's just this person's a freak.

764
00:45:58.039 --> 00:46:00.400
And then no matter whatever gym they
walked in, yeah they were gonna they

765
00:46:00.440 --> 00:46:02.960
were gonna be something special. Yeah, you know, it's just you know,

766
00:46:05.039 --> 00:46:09.800
crossfits so complex that an actual program
matters for sure, but actually just

767
00:46:09.880 --> 00:46:13.880
showing up and working your ass off
twice a day, six days a week

768
00:46:13.960 --> 00:46:15.880
matters more. Yes, right,
Like they just need to build their shit

769
00:46:16.440 --> 00:46:22.159
like meticulously programming could help, especially
compared to the beginning when it was total

770
00:46:22.280 --> 00:46:23.880
random programming, and that's what they
based their head on, and then they

771
00:46:23.880 --> 00:46:27.719
called it programming, which is actually, you know, just the dumbest thing

772
00:46:27.760 --> 00:46:30.519
ever. You can't have a random
program that, yeah, makes no sense.

773
00:46:31.400 --> 00:46:35.920
But those the retesting I think that's
what they justified, is not being

774
00:46:35.920 --> 00:46:39.039
totally random. Sure, but I
don't know. You're right, you're you're

775
00:46:39.039 --> 00:46:43.320
still right? What do they call
them? A benchmark kyah, which is

776
00:46:43.360 --> 00:46:45.880
which is good and I do agree
with that. But then if you're doing

777
00:46:45.920 --> 00:46:49.039
randomness in between, they would kind
of on the main sid you're talking about

778
00:46:49.039 --> 00:46:52.639
the main site workouts, they would
CrossFit dot com sites like the CrossFit dot

779
00:46:52.639 --> 00:46:57.119
com main site workout of the day, like they do base like the movements,

780
00:46:57.159 --> 00:46:59.639
like they don't like double up on
like oh, we destroyed your legs

781
00:46:59.679 --> 00:47:01.559
yes day, story legs again today. They did a good job of like

782
00:47:02.400 --> 00:47:06.280
if you actually followed the main site
program, you would get in really good

783
00:47:06.280 --> 00:47:07.639
shit it gets and you would be
and you would get a good variety.

784
00:47:07.719 --> 00:47:10.440
I just mean, like their marketing
or like their core philosophy. I THK,

785
00:47:10.440 --> 00:47:13.480
there's not a gyms doing what you're
saying there's a lot of bad gems.

786
00:47:13.480 --> 00:47:16.440
Well, there's just their philosophy was
based on randomized yeah, constantly varied

787
00:47:16.480 --> 00:47:21.480
fitness. Right, that's their slogan, right, which like theytually random be

788
00:47:21.519 --> 00:47:23.199
ready for anything. But then they
would use which I believe and be ready

789
00:47:23.199 --> 00:47:29.000
for anything is different than randomized program
Yeah muscle confusion what Yeah? Yeah,

790
00:47:29.079 --> 00:47:34.320
they they basically were the bros of
hybrids. Yeah. CrossFit is like or

791
00:47:34.400 --> 00:47:36.760
like like a form of hybrid,
right, yeah, no, it is

792
00:47:36.960 --> 00:47:38.000
like the ultimate hybrid. No,
it is, it is. It's a

793
00:47:38.000 --> 00:47:42.039
good hybrid. It is a good
hybrid. It's hydrog shits. You're taken

794
00:47:42.079 --> 00:47:45.320
off, man. That ship is
fucking selling out packed, fucking fold of

795
00:47:45.360 --> 00:47:47.519
the brim with spectators. Yeah,
and they're young. Lance Armstrong was at

796
00:47:47.519 --> 00:47:51.000
it. Do you see that interview
or do they got like Lauren Fisher and

797
00:47:51.000 --> 00:47:53.679
people like that like going like doing
it like all these crossfitters like, hey,

798
00:47:53.760 --> 00:47:55.400
him, a couple grand to go
do? What wouldn't they that for

799
00:47:55.400 --> 00:47:59.000
sure they're definitely gonna be to go
that same with the Spartan had to run

800
00:47:59.039 --> 00:48:02.679
like that. Puma's absolutely dominating.
Oh really yeah, Puma, Like basically

801
00:48:02.760 --> 00:48:07.639
I think it's the title sponsor for
hydricks interesting and they make like now they're

802
00:48:07.679 --> 00:48:10.239
like making like super popular running shoes. They're fucking Pumas, Like because of

803
00:48:10.280 --> 00:48:15.039
Hyroks, Puma is like Suma's been
making moves right they I think they got

804
00:48:15.079 --> 00:48:20.199
asab Rocky and Rihanna, they got
uh uh Hussein. Both obviously gave them

805
00:48:20.239 --> 00:48:23.239
a nice push in the mid two
thousands, but they have the Lamello ball

806
00:48:23.280 --> 00:48:28.440
who's made a big push that they've
actually made some serious athletic moves. Where

807
00:48:28.440 --> 00:48:31.719
they're always known is kind of soccer
when we were growing up and random casual

808
00:48:31.880 --> 00:48:35.559
you would wear. Like remember like
when everybody had those pumas, the casual

809
00:48:35.559 --> 00:48:39.119
one and them samba esque. What
was they had like a foam back?

810
00:48:39.280 --> 00:48:42.920
Yeah, I think it was like
an indoor soccer issue. It's like the

811
00:48:43.000 --> 00:48:45.559
Nike Cortez. Yeah, it was
like a Cortez. It was like their

812
00:48:45.599 --> 00:48:47.119
Cortes. If you didn't have those
at one point with the fat lace loser,

813
00:48:47.480 --> 00:48:51.679
what were you doing? You didn't
have the chunky laces and you didn't

814
00:48:51.719 --> 00:48:54.400
have some fucking baggy cargo pants from
fucking American Eagle. Are we gonna bring

815
00:48:54.440 --> 00:48:58.559
back those Pumas. They're cool.
Are they cool right now? No?

816
00:48:58.880 --> 00:49:00.800
But we could make them cool.
That's why I told you about the conference

817
00:49:00.840 --> 00:49:02.840
Shore were on the other day.
I think the All Stars need another loving

818
00:49:02.960 --> 00:49:07.159
you know, they're always steady.
Yeah, but they're actually not cool right

819
00:49:07.159 --> 00:49:08.920
now, which makes me want to
wear them, wear them more than Yeah,

820
00:49:08.960 --> 00:49:13.039
exactly. The Pumas are cool.
That's interesting. They're making a run

821
00:49:13.079 --> 00:49:15.400
there. I mean, Puma has
made a run in in running running,

822
00:49:15.639 --> 00:49:19.199
but running running is complex, right. We got a six, we got

823
00:49:19.239 --> 00:49:23.920
a new balance, we got a
Hoka Brooks. It's a little bit more

824
00:49:23.960 --> 00:49:28.239
like Ultra. Yeah, Ultra for
like the trailheads. Yeah. Right.

825
00:49:28.239 --> 00:49:30.719
It's like golf, where there's a
couple of companies that are legit. Right,

826
00:49:30.760 --> 00:49:32.880
if you have a brand new titleist
set, you're still a guy.

827
00:49:34.000 --> 00:49:36.320
You could also have a brand new
tailor made set and you're still the guy.

828
00:49:36.639 --> 00:49:38.480
You know, Like there's a couple
of women growing up basketball, you

829
00:49:38.519 --> 00:49:43.239
better have Nikes and a random pair
of Adidas maybe, yeah, or you're

830
00:49:43.239 --> 00:49:46.280
a fucking nerd. Yeah yeah.
Puma's like really they're going all in on

831
00:49:46.320 --> 00:49:52.480
this, like uh, competitive fitness
realm. They have like a really popular

832
00:49:52.599 --> 00:49:53.880
kind of crossfits. You know,
they sponsor a couple of CrossFit guys.

833
00:49:55.239 --> 00:50:00.320
Baker's Smith, like you know,
a Dolphin super jacked Black. I know

834
00:50:00.400 --> 00:50:02.440
that. I do know him.
I do know him. I do know

835
00:50:02.480 --> 00:50:05.559
him. Yeah, he was like
a military guy. Yeah, he's a

836
00:50:05.599 --> 00:50:09.079
Puma athlete. Yeah they've yeah,
they've so that. Now the high Rocks.

837
00:50:09.079 --> 00:50:12.920
What's his name, Baker, I
believe that's his last I just know

838
00:50:13.000 --> 00:50:16.320
Smith. I know who he is. He's from California, Ben Smith,

839
00:50:16.360 --> 00:50:20.960
No, not Ben Smith. No. I think it's maybe Baker. Maybe

840
00:50:21.039 --> 00:50:22.840
I don't know his first name,
but I know who he is. He's

841
00:50:22.880 --> 00:50:27.000
California, right, so Cal.
I think he's like, uh, I

842
00:50:27.039 --> 00:50:29.599
don't know if he's from so Cal. I don't know if he's there.

843
00:50:29.639 --> 00:50:30.599
I can't remember where he's from.
Yeah, no, but I know who

844
00:50:30.639 --> 00:50:36.800
he is. Pum Puma is an
interesting thing the competitive fitness or serious fitness

845
00:50:36.840 --> 00:50:39.920
culture. You would think more brand
like brands are dabbling, Like the Matt

846
00:50:39.960 --> 00:50:43.679
cons are still a thing in Nike, and then they came out with like

847
00:50:43.760 --> 00:50:45.679
Nike's Strength Gear. I got it, Yeah, I got something about that,

848
00:50:45.760 --> 00:50:49.599
but they don't like really use it, and so I'm way off,

849
00:50:49.679 --> 00:50:52.119
dude, Chandler Smith Chandler, Yeah, Smith, for sure, I knew.

850
00:50:52.119 --> 00:50:57.239
I knew who he was off.
He's with Puma currently Puma, because

851
00:50:57.320 --> 00:51:00.119
I see it looking at the list
and you do not see him here on

852
00:51:00.159 --> 00:51:02.880
Puma. Yeah. Maybe it's because
it's not like big enough. Yeah you're

853
00:51:02.880 --> 00:51:06.199
talking. Do they have CrossFit athletes
on there? They probably just have big

854
00:51:06.280 --> 00:51:10.239
name athletes LaMelo Ball, RJ.
Barrett, Yeah, Tomar and Lexi Thomps

855
00:51:10.320 --> 00:51:14.960
and these are them right here.
He's probably just not big enough. They

856
00:51:14.960 --> 00:51:20.280
look good. DeMarcus Cousins. DeMarcus
who's saying Bolt, Yeah, Yeah,

857
00:51:20.320 --> 00:51:22.440
maybe he's probably just not big enough. They probably just don't show love.

858
00:51:22.519 --> 00:51:24.519
So that's what I was getting at, where all these companies want to tiptoe

859
00:51:24.559 --> 00:51:29.280
and steal from our culture, but
they don't give back yet, right,

860
00:51:29.360 --> 00:51:32.599
Like Nike signed Matt Frazer whatever for
like one season and then they dropped all

861
00:51:32.840 --> 00:51:36.360
athletes. But now they want to
make strength gear, but they don't want

862
00:51:36.360 --> 00:51:38.559
to sponsor strength athletes, Like how
are they not reaching out to the core.

863
00:51:39.239 --> 00:51:43.960
Then it feels like fraud. Nike's
basically falling out of the fitness world

864
00:51:44.079 --> 00:51:47.039
as far as like strength fitness,
but they still make the met con them

865
00:51:47.960 --> 00:51:52.280
the met Con. It's funny about
the metcon, dude, two things you

866
00:51:52.360 --> 00:51:55.159
used to see it like now it's
like it just a it got so big,

867
00:51:55.239 --> 00:51:59.119
like your mom and dad are wearing
it. Yeah, they were everywhere.

868
00:51:59.159 --> 00:52:00.800
And like you talk or woods would
like go to the locker room in

869
00:52:00.880 --> 00:52:04.159
metcons, Like, guys, who's
not doing cross fits? It's just Nike

870
00:52:04.639 --> 00:52:07.719
advertising, right, They just said, oh, this is how you work

871
00:52:07.760 --> 00:52:09.519
out it. They didn't say how
why And it is a good idea,

872
00:52:09.599 --> 00:52:14.199
right, and and Reblok obviously invented
the idea. Do know who's holding up

873
00:52:14.480 --> 00:52:19.960
the fucking stock in met cons right
now? Fucking uh crossfits? Like in

874
00:52:20.039 --> 00:52:22.760
Korea, that's all they wear.
They only fucking wear Nike apparently in c

875
00:52:22.920 --> 00:52:27.199
K fucking T shirts. That's fine, they do. They we have like

876
00:52:27.239 --> 00:52:30.440
a we have a connect out there
that like this lady who just like our

877
00:52:30.440 --> 00:52:32.880
whole one of our biggest wholesale accounts
besides like Rogue or something. But like,

878
00:52:34.719 --> 00:52:37.119
dude, like that's like it's they're
they're in like CrossFit in like two

879
00:52:37.199 --> 00:52:44.239
thousand and seventeen where it's like met
cons dominate, Like it's just like they're

880
00:52:44.599 --> 00:52:46.280
they like the simple stuff like that, but they're buying all the new metcons.

881
00:52:46.280 --> 00:52:49.800
Like you look at a group photos
of them and it's like the the

882
00:52:50.159 --> 00:52:52.719
in the physical one hundred Like and
I know you all all those people that

883
00:52:52.719 --> 00:52:57.159
are all wearing Nike Metcons, they're
all wearing Nike Lifters, and they're all

884
00:52:57.199 --> 00:53:00.960
wearing Nike running shoes. Like in
the States, here, no one's wearing

885
00:53:00.039 --> 00:53:06.360
Nike running shoes. No one's wearing
no one's wearing no one's wearing metcons.

886
00:53:06.440 --> 00:53:10.440
Yeah, rands, it's a look
at Nike stock Man Nikes, literally like

887
00:53:10.559 --> 00:53:16.639
they're not They no longer have the
majority on running. Basketball is also down,

888
00:53:19.360 --> 00:53:22.800
runnings down. They've literally lost the
running to new balance in Hoka and

889
00:53:22.920 --> 00:53:27.480
these other A six and all these
other brands that are like just running with

890
00:53:27.519 --> 00:53:31.519
that. They don't have any answer
to that, not to on cloud,

891
00:53:32.280 --> 00:53:36.639
not to make a drastic shift,
but I want to I want to talk

892
00:53:36.639 --> 00:53:38.320
about I'm not sure exactly when this
episode is coming out because we're building a

893
00:53:38.360 --> 00:53:43.159
runway, but I want to ask
you if you have seen the latest Accolyte,

894
00:53:44.039 --> 00:53:47.039
the episode three. Yes, I've
only seen the first two, but

895
00:53:47.079 --> 00:53:52.519
I've seen all the drama with episode
three. Well, the drama about episode

896
00:53:52.519 --> 00:53:57.480
three is all bullshit. The reality
episode three is that it sucks. It's

897
00:53:57.639 --> 00:54:00.639
I heard, it's over aff I
heard. It's generally just bad. It

898
00:54:00.679 --> 00:54:06.039
is. It is really bad.
The the you know, the culture war

899
00:54:06.079 --> 00:54:08.920
stuff I don't give a shit about. I don't. I mean, put

900
00:54:08.920 --> 00:54:12.519
it in, leave it out,
I don't care. But it's just bad.

901
00:54:12.679 --> 00:54:15.519
It's just bad. I've heard about
some like so bad TV. The

902
00:54:15.719 --> 00:54:19.760
couple scenes that I've seen on Instagram
of like the witch these witch ladies like

903
00:54:19.840 --> 00:54:22.199
doing this weird spell thing. I'm
like, this looks like it's off of

904
00:54:22.239 --> 00:54:25.320
a CW show. Yeah. I
was just reading Twitter because what are the

905
00:54:25.440 --> 00:54:30.559
witches and clone Wars that brought Darth
Maul back to life? The Dathamir,

906
00:54:30.639 --> 00:54:35.199
which is a daf of mire because
then they say this episode three is like

907
00:54:35.480 --> 00:54:37.360
they bring these witches out of nowhere
and they're not Dathamir. No, they're

908
00:54:37.400 --> 00:54:40.760
not. It's also one hundred years
but something something I don't know, but

909
00:54:40.800 --> 00:54:45.480
you'd imagine the Dathamir sisters are immortal
or they're kind of like made this new

910
00:54:45.760 --> 00:54:49.079
yeah, just out of nowhere.
Yeah, these new this new group they're

911
00:54:49.079 --> 00:54:52.480
in this like window. They they've
created this window in time of like No

912
00:54:52.599 --> 00:54:55.840
Man's Lands. They're basically do whatever
they want where they place this show we

913
00:54:55.920 --> 00:55:00.119
ran about before. They have one
carryover character from the High Republic that's in

914
00:55:00.159 --> 00:55:04.400
all the comics and novels right now
where like they're focusing all that stuff.

915
00:55:04.719 --> 00:55:08.559
The book content. They've like jumped
one hundred years from that, which is

916
00:55:08.559 --> 00:55:12.639
two hundred years from like remain story. So anyways, like there's like No

917
00:55:12.719 --> 00:55:15.320
Man's Land, like they do whatever
they want, which ruins, and then

918
00:55:15.360 --> 00:55:17.559
you get ship like this because because
you get attached to a characters, so

919
00:55:17.599 --> 00:55:22.119
like at least give me a tie, give me it's Anakin's cousin. Give

920
00:55:22.159 --> 00:55:23.679
me it's a young Anakin, you
know what I mean? Like for me

921
00:55:23.840 --> 00:55:27.840
to fall in love with Star Wars
and then go over here and there's some

922
00:55:28.440 --> 00:55:30.079
yeah, random witch crew. Well
they tried to sell us like with like

923
00:55:30.119 --> 00:55:34.480
what's her name being in the show
from matrix Y and she's barely and she

924
00:55:34.559 --> 00:55:37.199
was in it for like she was
died in the first five minutes. She's

925
00:55:37.239 --> 00:55:38.559
in the third episode. I heard
like there's like a flashback with her,

926
00:55:38.639 --> 00:55:43.079
right, she's in the third episode. The the third episode is all flashback

927
00:55:43.119 --> 00:55:45.440
and it's just awful, fucking awful. I heard is bad. Yeah,

928
00:55:45.639 --> 00:55:51.960
Brendoc is the is the planet there
that Brendoc witches this new group, yeah,

929
00:55:51.960 --> 00:55:53.800
out of nowhere for no reason.
It's just awful. And they create

930
00:55:53.920 --> 00:55:57.239
like if I'm getting like, if
I'm gonna get out of it. They've

931
00:55:57.280 --> 00:56:04.159
created like a non birth force sensitive
person. Oh uh, yeah. They

932
00:56:04.440 --> 00:56:07.000
they messed with Cannon because you know, Anakin had no father. It was

933
00:56:07.000 --> 00:56:12.159
technically the only one. Yeah without
it. Yeah, well apparently there's their

934
00:56:12.199 --> 00:56:15.440
twins to their knowledge that maybe that's
the truth. That doesn't really like affect

935
00:56:15.480 --> 00:56:17.679
the canon that much. To me, it doesn't really affect the Cannon that

936
00:56:17.760 --> 00:56:21.239
much. It's just weird. It's
like, oh, let's make some more

937
00:56:21.320 --> 00:56:25.840
Christ figures. Yeah, And the
article informs the article informs as fucked up

938
00:56:25.840 --> 00:56:30.000
because they refer to that is immaculate
conception, and that's not what immaculate conception

939
00:56:30.239 --> 00:56:35.280
is. Yea. Even that because
it's start it's episode one, right,

940
00:56:35.599 --> 00:56:39.800
that is the only reference to that. It's when the counselor or when the

941
00:56:39.840 --> 00:56:44.599
Palpatine's like explaining how you can like
do anything with the dark side, like

942
00:56:44.679 --> 00:56:47.079
create like create life. Yeah.
Yeah, that's a lot of reference to

943
00:56:47.119 --> 00:56:53.400
Padme though too. Right, the
reference of Anakin having no father is QUI

944
00:56:53.480 --> 00:56:59.800
gone questioning his mom, right,
and uh, maybe I'm reaching, But

945
00:56:59.880 --> 00:57:07.440
how how she answers it is the
same way I could see a mom answering

946
00:57:07.480 --> 00:57:12.239
the question about a deadbeat dad.
H yeah. I think she just says

947
00:57:12.280 --> 00:57:15.119
I raised him, I carried him. But she says that she like didn't

948
00:57:15.159 --> 00:57:17.360
like have any like she said,
yeah, that's what I mean though,

949
00:57:17.360 --> 00:57:23.280
So imagine going to interview a mother
with a piece of shit dad and you

950
00:57:23.320 --> 00:57:27.920
say, well, what's up with
his father, and her like exact lines

951
00:57:27.920 --> 00:57:30.280
are like, he has none,
I raised him, I carried him.

952
00:57:30.599 --> 00:57:35.119
Yeah, and then they and then
they eventually what what was it the episode

953
00:57:35.239 --> 00:57:37.199
two? The clone or the attack
of the Clones or the other woman.

954
00:57:37.480 --> 00:57:42.280
Palpatine then does say he doesn't but
but that is in reference to Padme.

955
00:57:42.360 --> 00:57:45.639
But yes, he does talk about
how potential you can just like say and

956
00:57:45.800 --> 00:57:50.000
live, be immortal. But that's
why I wonder, like maybe Anakin does

957
00:57:50.000 --> 00:57:52.280
have it, but create life too. But that's the beauty of Star Wars

958
00:57:52.400 --> 00:57:54.360
is that the plants, they normally
say there's a couple of routes that could

959
00:57:54.360 --> 00:58:01.719
go well. According to Wikipedia.
Midichlorians said, Wikipedia, Wikipedia, Wikipedia,

960
00:58:01.840 --> 00:58:05.599
No, there is Wikipedia. I'm
not joking. No, Wikipedia is

961
00:58:05.639 --> 00:58:07.320
like the Star Wars Wikipedia. Yeah, is that what you're on. No,

962
00:58:07.360 --> 00:58:09.960
I'm on a straight up Wikipedia.
Go to Wikipedia. Funk with.

963
00:58:10.079 --> 00:58:15.159
That's the where the facts are.
Facts are at Wikipedia. Wikipedia's crowdfunding bullshit.

964
00:58:15.679 --> 00:58:17.880
The thing I will say, there's
Wikipedia, so it is legit.

965
00:58:17.960 --> 00:58:24.360
That's so smart is that there is
a Wookie Jedi and yeah, that's it.

966
00:58:24.440 --> 00:58:29.920
There's Wookie jedis in in the in
the books and soldiers and Soldiers and

967
00:58:30.000 --> 00:58:31.920
obviously episode one through three, like
there's some bad motherfuckers. They're not just

968
00:58:32.159 --> 00:58:36.639
yeah, they they started that in
the High Republic books. And this is

969
00:58:36.679 --> 00:58:39.119
a non related character. There's just
another one that's still around. But they've

970
00:58:39.119 --> 00:58:44.280
been allies for a long time.
Yoda says. They're always usually pretty heroic

971
00:58:44.360 --> 00:58:49.119
characters. The Wookies did they do? They talk about him and again in

972
00:58:49.159 --> 00:58:53.280
the third episode that the one that
they ended on the Wookie he is in

973
00:58:53.360 --> 00:58:57.599
it. He's in the third one. He's in the third one. Play

974
00:58:57.599 --> 00:59:00.440
it better because they put him into
the very and kind of teaser almost without

975
00:59:00.480 --> 00:59:06.559
a character though he's he's there.
He's even less of a character than Creed

976
00:59:06.679 --> 00:59:09.760
in Rocky, Like Chris Santin and
Boba Fett, the most hyped up character

977
00:59:09.880 --> 00:59:15.000
then just did nothing. Remember Chris
santon the Wookie that like badass with all

978
00:59:15.039 --> 00:59:17.559
the spikes and shit, does nothing, didn't do shit. He was a

979
00:59:17.599 --> 00:59:22.960
dope character from the comics like twenty
fifteen. Like chew He's obviously always cool,

980
00:59:22.960 --> 00:59:24.400
like Chewbaca is just the guy,
you know. But it was an

981
00:59:24.400 --> 00:59:30.000
episode three, Episode three. They
get in the big fight, right,

982
00:59:30.239 --> 00:59:32.440
and there's a ship ton of wookies
on their planet, on their Order sixty

983
00:59:32.440 --> 00:59:35.760
six. Yeah, on their home
planet. Yeah, they're fighting on Order

984
00:59:35.800 --> 00:59:42.119
sixty six, and they make fucking
wookies really cool. Okay, okay,

985
00:59:42.199 --> 00:59:51.400
Wikipedias, is this uh chmis Shami
sky smi smi uh son Anakin Skywalker was

986
00:59:51.440 --> 00:59:57.320
the prophesied chosen One, and as
such, what was a Virgins in the

987
00:59:57.360 --> 01:00:02.920
Forest born on Tattooing in forty one
bby whatever that means? Anakin cells contained

988
01:00:04.039 --> 01:00:07.320
over twenty thousand Midi Chlorians. I
just kind of ever seen, Yes,

989
01:00:07.440 --> 01:00:10.840
Hire the master Yoda, Hire the
Mastery for Battle of Yavin is what Bby

990
01:00:12.440 --> 01:00:15.320
is nerdy and I love it as
as a result, he possessed a higher

991
01:00:15.440 --> 01:00:20.000
medi Chlorian countant in any other life
form in the galaxy, including the Grand

992
01:00:20.000 --> 01:00:24.519
Master Yoda, which combined with his
inexplicable birth, led Jedi Master Qui gon

993
01:00:24.559 --> 01:00:30.320
Jen to consider the possibility that Anakin
was conceived by the microscopic organisms. Okay,

994
01:00:30.760 --> 01:00:36.000
Wikipedia says that it's unexplained. Well, they really doesn't leaves a gray

995
01:00:36.000 --> 01:00:39.159
area. Yeah, they planted all
this like medi Chlorian shit in the in

996
01:00:39.280 --> 01:00:44.440
the in the prequel episodes, and
then never did anything with it until like

997
01:00:44.840 --> 01:00:46.119
bad Batch. I knew a lot
of people were pissed at that too,

998
01:00:46.119 --> 01:00:49.440
although I think the concept could be
cool, but you have a lot of

999
01:00:49.440 --> 01:00:51.320
people because they're like, oh no, that's not how the four Yeah.

1000
01:00:51.639 --> 01:00:55.360
Never people have been getting upset with
star Wars and Star Wars Yeah for sure.

1001
01:00:55.440 --> 01:00:58.800
Actually maybe they didn't. I guess
they didn't really get upset too much

1002
01:00:58.800 --> 01:01:04.159
about the first three, but every
after that everything I hated. Apparently George

1003
01:01:04.239 --> 01:01:08.239
Lucas wanted to do stuff with Mediclorians
in the sequel trilogy, but he sold

1004
01:01:09.440 --> 01:01:13.400
to Disney. I heard that he's
gonna potentially going to buy it back.

1005
01:01:13.480 --> 01:01:15.639
I heard that. I heard he
was trying to get it, but like

1006
01:01:15.800 --> 01:01:19.760
for less than he's paid or something. Eighty folks, Yeah, he's eighty.

1007
01:01:19.960 --> 01:01:22.440
Yeah, maybe not the director.
You should run for office if he's

1008
01:01:22.440 --> 01:01:25.440
going to be that. True president, President, Jenn, he's not the

1009
01:01:25.480 --> 01:01:30.039
president's age. Yeah, how crazy
is that? You're allowed to be president

1010
01:01:30.199 --> 01:01:36.079
thirty five and all we think about
is the funding Faulthers, the founding fathers,

1011
01:01:36.639 --> 01:01:38.239
We're all like, just dude,
they're all under like twenty eight.

1012
01:01:38.320 --> 01:01:42.519
They were all pretty young, except
for the really literally like eighteen one of

1013
01:01:42.559 --> 01:01:45.039
them bitches. Eighteen built his beautiful
country. That's crazy, So why are

1014
01:01:45.039 --> 01:01:49.199
we we lying look back then though? Eighteen was like thirty five No,

1015
01:01:49.199 --> 01:01:51.840
no, no, no, that's
a lie, and lived till they were

1016
01:01:51.840 --> 01:01:55.159
like forty. No, that's a
misnomer. The average age is lowered because

1017
01:01:55.199 --> 01:01:59.599
of the amount of children deaths and
mothers deaths, right yeah, not because

1018
01:01:59.599 --> 01:02:02.280
the actual lifespan, right yeah,
if you took a healthy lifespan is almost

1019
01:02:02.280 --> 01:02:06.559
the same as now. Interesting,
yeah, which is an argument which also

1020
01:02:06.639 --> 01:02:08.639
makes sense though, because why would
it be different, Because people say pharmacies

1021
01:02:08.679 --> 01:02:13.000
are saving everyone they're saving more people, but they're not helping us live longer

1022
01:02:13.079 --> 01:02:15.360
quite yet. Like science isn't that
crazy? Maybe I believe that. Yeah,

1023
01:02:15.400 --> 01:02:20.199
maybe the average was like seventy rather
now maybe the average, you know,

1024
01:02:20.239 --> 01:02:22.719
if you're not on the average now
is like seventy two or seventy three.

1025
01:02:22.760 --> 01:02:23.559
It's not very hard, That's what
I was gonna say. Maybe maybe

1026
01:02:23.559 --> 01:02:25.440
like if you live a long,
full life, it's eighty now and it

1027
01:02:25.519 --> 01:02:28.760
used to be seventy. Like maybe
it's that, but a lot of it

1028
01:02:28.840 --> 01:02:32.239
was a majority of the data was
because the child deaths and mothers, because

1029
01:02:32.280 --> 01:02:37.079
people were having kids. The data, Yeah, the people were having kids

1030
01:02:37.079 --> 01:02:39.599
at age fifteen, eighteen twenty,
and then they would die. So then

1031
01:02:39.599 --> 01:02:42.800
you have an that average goes way
down, and then you have a one

1032
01:02:42.880 --> 01:02:46.000
year old or one day old die
and just fucks everything. Yeah, the

1033
01:02:46.000 --> 01:02:51.159
the Yeah, the birthing system is
a lot safer. Yeah, a billion

1034
01:02:51.239 --> 01:02:53.840
percent it in a shed. Yeah
yeah, with bacteria on your hands.

1035
01:02:53.920 --> 01:02:58.639
Twenty five percent infant mortality rate and
that's just infants, a little not we're

1036
01:02:58.639 --> 01:03:00.480
not talking about now, no know
then yeah, yeah, yeah. Across

1037
01:03:00.599 --> 01:03:05.480
Europe and the from the fifteen hundreds
to the early eighteen hundreds. Yeah,

1038
01:03:05.519 --> 01:03:12.039
and so there's something going on why
And I love old people. I think

1039
01:03:12.039 --> 01:03:15.679
there is a layer of wisdom there
that our modern day needs to respect more.

1040
01:03:15.079 --> 01:03:17.920
Right, like other cultures do it, you know, Asian cultures in

1041
01:03:17.960 --> 01:03:22.280
particular Latin cultures are pretty good at
it, really respect their elders, and

1042
01:03:22.280 --> 01:03:25.960
there's something in America that doesn't.
Yet We're voting in eighty year olds and

1043
01:03:27.239 --> 01:03:29.320
we're reving all this shit up to
eighty year olds. Why is that that's

1044
01:03:29.360 --> 01:03:31.079
so bad? You know? I
think it's also like I think that's all

1045
01:03:31.239 --> 01:03:34.800
kind of geographic. Man. I
think in other parts of the United States,

1046
01:03:34.840 --> 01:03:37.639
like there is a little more a
lot more respect for elders. I

1047
01:03:37.639 --> 01:03:39.639
think, like in California as a
whole, you're not getting much of anything.

1048
01:03:39.719 --> 01:03:44.039
Yeah, I agree a little bit
more think I think it's what we

1049
01:03:44.079 --> 01:03:46.199
see maybe more and like what we're
in tune to online. But I think

1050
01:03:46.199 --> 01:03:50.840
like the majority like is probably like
very family, a lot of family.

1051
01:03:50.880 --> 01:03:52.440
But I just feel like there's,
yeah, there's a big divide. Our

1052
01:03:52.480 --> 01:03:57.480
systems are not I don't feel like
respect other people. Yeah that either,

1053
01:03:57.599 --> 01:04:00.320
but then yeah, how are we
built on a country of the average jage

1054
01:04:00.360 --> 01:04:03.159
of the founding feather is probably twenty
three because once they get in power nowadays,

1055
01:04:03.199 --> 01:04:06.159
these old people like these people once
they get in once people get in

1056
01:04:06.239 --> 01:04:10.679
office these days, they do whatever
they can to stay in forever. Yeah,

1057
01:04:10.800 --> 01:04:12.719
that's part of it. I think
another part of it is we don't

1058
01:04:12.719 --> 01:04:16.280
do a good job of developing political
talent along the way, and people see

1059
01:04:16.280 --> 01:04:19.760
it as not worth it. Yeah, they're coffee seekers for twenty years because

1060
01:04:19.800 --> 01:04:25.239
of the just because I think just
because of social media and just the very

1061
01:04:25.320 --> 01:04:30.519
fast news cycle. Like you can, like your whole life can come apart

1062
01:04:30.199 --> 01:04:34.679
on social media or on on traditional
media or whatever, very very quickly.

1063
01:04:34.800 --> 01:04:38.519
If you're a political candidate or some
kind, if you don't have like if

1064
01:04:38.519 --> 01:04:43.320
you're not squeaky, or if you're
not part of a of a of a

1065
01:04:43.400 --> 01:04:46.039
demographic or a belief system or whatever, that you can just do whatever the

1066
01:04:46.039 --> 01:04:50.719
fuck you want. True agreed.
Well know, we got some ten minute

1067
01:04:50.719 --> 01:04:54.239
episodes record. This one is a
little bit all over the spot. But

1068
01:04:54.360 --> 01:04:57.599
maybe you guys we're entertained. I
think it was. I think it was

1069
01:04:57.719 --> 01:05:00.280
Eron very entertaining. I love it. Uh, Dean fharmout, Betty,

1070
01:05:00.320 --> 01:05:03.199
where can I find you at Dean
Stores, dot ck or Cafe and Nequilo's

1071
01:05:03.239 --> 01:05:09.599
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1072
01:05:09.599 --> 01:05:12.880
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1073
01:05:12.880 --> 01:05:14.880
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1074
01:05:14.880 --> 01:05:16.880
in there and we'll catch you the
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1075
01:05:16.880 --> 01:05:19.559
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1076
01:05:19.599 --> 01:05:23.480
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1077
01:05:23.679 --> 01:05:27.360
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1078
01:05:27.519 --> 01:05:28.280
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