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I'd just like to say that calendars are a lethal weapon,
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because calendars have fucked me up this week. Anyways. I
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can't even talk about thank you, sample.
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Or something good about a lot about my brain that
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I've never I used a calendar once one chapter of
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my life.
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That's it.
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There's something my brain just has a lock, I think
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because my anxiety. That's where like it's popular to say,
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like my adyhds a superpower, you know, yeah, but sometimes
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it is for real. I never forgot. I mean, I've
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forgotten shit for sure, but like I'm nine, i'd say
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I'm bat in ninety eight percent.
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This is not this has not been like I forgot things.
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It is that the thing one, I was supposed to
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have an electrician come in yesterday from from some time
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between ten and noon. Nobody showed. What the hell's I
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call them and like, oh, yeah, we have you done
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for tomorrow? It's like I repeated the date and date
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back to the person when I made the appointment. No way,
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I screwed that up. Furthermore, I wouldn't have made it
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on today because I have an appointment at eleven and
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it was you know, right smack of dab in the
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middle of that, and the electrician appointment was only showing
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up on one of my devices because some whichever one
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I used to put it in, put it on a
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calendar called work, which I don't I've never used. I
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never intentionally had a calendar called work, but not all
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of my devices were subscribed to that calendar. And so,
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I mean, I couldn't remember exactly what time. I just
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knew it was yesterday morning, and I couldn't remember which
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electrical company was supposed to be coming out. It's like,
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how am I gonna I'm gonna sit here all day
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and wait for them to show up. And then I finally,
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you know, looked around and found it on my calendar
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that's on my computer.
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But Jesus Christ, yeah, I don't like my shit connected either,
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Like that happened all it's on, So just do phoney,
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just do phone anyway.
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Litho weapon, lethal weapon? Isn't that what we're.
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Talking about that we're doing Rocky four?
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Oh oh well, maybe we'll just not do this. Then,
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let's just let's just bail on this one. Then you
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couldas form we had Rocky four. That bitch, I don't
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know A Dean didn't even make it.
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So speaking the calendars, yeah, I know ship yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Friday Friday, everyone said Rocky four, Oh fuck.
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That it was Rocky for Leath the Weapon. Okay, well
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I didn't watch Walking four.
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I didn't even watch Lethal Weapon.
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Yeah, let's talk about something else, then, let's Friday Friday.
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I had Rocky four works for me.
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Well maybe we could do Rocky four and Lethal Weapon tomorrow.
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You watch one and I watched the other. I've got
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I've got an appointment tomorrow for sure. But other than that,
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about the Electrician is like noon to new to or
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noon to twelve tomorrow. So yeah, this is fun. Damn Well,
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I can just tell you that Leaf the Weapon is
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a better movie than Rocky four. But oh yeah, fuck yeah,
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it's a great movie.
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You I've never seen it.
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It is. It's really really good. Cost you four dollars
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on on Amazon.
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But we can bitch about that for a second. So
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I had to rent Rocky four two or yeah, And
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I hate that because not only do I hate spending
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money on movies when you have fucking subscriptions everywhere, right,
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just stupid, and like movies like this should definitely be somewhere.
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I understand the newest shit.
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It's it wasn't on free V or whatever they're calling it.
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And I googled around. I couldn't find anything. It was
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the other one. There's like four of them that are
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like free and commercial, which I don't mind, ludo, Yeah,
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none of those. So it's two ninety nine on Amazon
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Prime or whatever. Okay, bitch, like fucking a year ago.
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Everything's free on Amazon, right, So then you buy it
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already pissed off? What's two ninety nine and twenty twenty four?
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It's just like the matter of the point, you know,
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it's just fucking annoying. But then so you have thirty
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days to watch it. Yeah, okay, you're beating Blockbuster there.
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But as soon as you click play, oh you have
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seventy two. Yeah, I think you have twenty four? Oh
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you yeah? Yeah, that's absolutely insane.
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You have thirty days to start it, but once you
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start it, you only have twenty four for.
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They got to rewind. Ye, give it to somebody else.
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Be kind rewind, Like what the fuck is that?
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Like?
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Give me give me a said amount of time to
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just have it. Yeah, it's fine with seven days, right,
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I think Blockbusters typical it's five days or three days. Yeah,
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give me a five day or seven day, but I
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should be able to watch that. However the fuck I want.
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To watch that? Yeah, now that's insane.
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And then I'm a Bezos guy, man, I Bezos. I
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want to be on your team, brother, but that's crazy.
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Yeah, no, I agree, and I you're right. All this
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stuff used to be free, I mean not free, but
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you know, Prime with a subscription.
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And especially this type of movie. Prime was known for having,
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like all the banger classics. They didn't have a bunch
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of new shit for a long time. I don't know
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how you can't find the Rocky four everywhere and lethal
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weapons the same category, right, just like classic bangers that
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were always on TV, right, because if you have TV,
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and I did find it because Dan has YouTube TV
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in the uh living room, so I always search that
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and YouTube TV has it, but you can only watch
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it when it's live on a channel. So you don't
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even have that on demand ship which came out in
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two thousand and three, Like on demand was it was revolutionary, Yeah,
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like it was pre Netflix, banger, not pre Netflix the
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DVD service, but pre Netflix the streaming. Do you even
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know on demand sebbas? Yeah, no, yeah, auto. Yeah, like
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on demand was bangers and you could rent them right,
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like kind of hotel style. Yeah, that was revolutionary. They
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fucked up, however, because they should be whoever made that
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should have been.
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Netflix, Yeah, because that makes sense.
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I think it was pre Netflix.
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Yeah, it was definitely existed, but it was I think
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it was direct TV. Yeah. It was primarily in in
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hotels first.
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Yeah, hotels forever. Yeah, even as a baby, I remember
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you'd rent a movie in hotel and the naughty list
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would be on there. Yeah, exactly for most but yeah,
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I wonder what the percentage of hotel rentals were porn.
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Versus uh, probably really high, right, yeah, probably high, like yeah,
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of course, because we'd go to Vegas and shit, because
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Dad would be in poker tournament.
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So I'm fucking eight, you know, there's only so many
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arcades you can go to. Yeah, and so then yeah,
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you'd be renting movies chilling in the hotel. And maybe
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that's why I like hotels now. Your association with Vegas
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also yeah greatly. Yeah, really young, really young, and so yeah,
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you rent one for two bucks, and it made sense
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because Blockbuster was also two bucks. Sometimes they'd have an
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n sixty four controller in there. We never did that
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because I was probably like thirty bucks. That's out of
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the price range. Yeah, unless dad's one attorney.
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So we just you know there, remote in a hotel
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room is supposed to be the nastiest thing in the whole.
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I can't imagine. I don't even just like covered with
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yeah stuff, yeah yeah stuff yeah yeah yeah, even my
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memory of the broad category stuff. Yeah, they're sticky. And
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hotels even now haven't really updated. Uh maybe like a
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nice Vegas one has some good shit, But like if
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you go to a regular hotel, because I still travel
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a decent amount, like a regular hotel in La, it's
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still like shitty old hotel TV yeah, or.
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It's the the new all streaming ones that take like
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five minutes to change channels.
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Between the channels and airbnbs, they just like leave you empty,
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like they want you to put your yeah, fuck that noise.
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Yeah, I would rather not. Well, if you're gonna do that, obviously,
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then Netflix or or Amazon or whatever should give you
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one of those like temporary logging codes that just expires, you.
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Know, yeah, something should I don't know, I know, And
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when I went to Mexico, they did have like a Roku,
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and I think it was connected to like every everybody
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that went to that hotel could hop on this road.
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Yeah why not?
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Yeah, and you had access to whatever the fuck you want.
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Yeah it makes sense. Yeah, why wouldn't you just have
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uh yeah, just do one of them if you're a
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hotel or YouTube TV? I mean YouTube TV again, like
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I've it's like I'm sponsored, but they they really are
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like the new ship because you have all the saved
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move They basically have their own on demand and then
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their channels are because once dad worked for pac Bell
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and then they got acquired and everyone got acquired, and
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then eventually they teamed up with direct TV. So that's
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the only time I had like hell a TV as
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a kid. Otherwise we couldn't afford it. So then you
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have like every channel ever and that's what YouTube TV is,
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so you can like fucking find a billion movies rocking
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or sports, like we've complained about you can't fucking find
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sports in the modern day.
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Yeah. The landscape just keeps changing and it's not I mean, I.
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move because I think people were bitching about sports, so
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Disney brought ESPN into the app.
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Yeah, ESPN is now in the app, and so you
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can find you ESPN Plus.
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Yeah, so you can find some random you know, not
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everything that you find in like hockey and lacrosse.
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Still Hulu is in the app.
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Yeah, they were the ones who run on the commercials.
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But even that I think is like they're forty dollars. Shit,
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it's not the basic.
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Hulu I have of the package that's ESPN Plus and
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Hulu and and Disney Channel or Disney Plus and swear
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to god, I have never used the ESPN part of it,
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not one time, because I have no idea what's on it.
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Like, no, I think it's obscure sports, maybe for strong
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man or something, but I think it's like the lacrosse
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maybe college sports, so like college basketball is pretty legit.
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But I think it's all the random ship you can't watch.
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I mean everyone, you know, the vast majority want NFL,
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MLB and NBA. I saw it's so bad that uh
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GTA role playing server like hacked it and so within
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Grand Theft Auto, these dudes are in their backyard and
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there's a TV playing a real game.
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So there It's just kind of fire though, because that
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is the future. That's what we're gonna all do. It's ready, Yeah,
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we'll lock in. We'll go to a game together and
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sit court side. Remember during COVID they were putting Yeah,
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it's kind of fire. I wouldn't mind.
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That's hilarious.
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I wouldn't mind. But how are we s How are
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we so far out? I can't fucking find a basketball
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game on my regular streaming.
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Uh yeah, So I wonder this is something that maybe
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they should have explored during the pandemic instead of cardboard
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cutouts and stuff. Is if they had just put like
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screens on the edges of the court in front of
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the seats, and then if you're watching virtually it would
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like put your face.
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Yeah, yeah, I think they put like celebrities.
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Like they did. Yeah, they had like doctors.
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Whoa whoa, whoa whoa. Speaking of of celebrities, I just
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I encountered this uh stupid Instagram video that somebody posted
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that was done in I gotta actually bring it back
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up because I gus open up from the person I
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sent it to. Yeah. In Norwegian and the Norwegian TV
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show in twenty ten, they aired a low quality music
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video starring a baffling assortment of celebrities lip syncing to
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the Beatles song Let It Be on a Each at Sunset,
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a lot of which is green Screen. It is like
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Jason Alexander and Huey Lewis and Malcolm Jamal Warner and
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the and the Carlton guy from from Fresh Prints and
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athletes and it's just like, I mean.
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Interesting, you think that would be more common now, Like
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music videos are making a little pushback because people are
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using YouTube and stuff to market their music being independent,
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so they're putting more money into the shoots to get
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the push. But like AI or green Screen, you do
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some crazy shit. I'd be having Michael Jackson, you know,
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if I'm like Chris Brown or something, I'd be having
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Michael Jackson my video dancing and shit like AI is crazy. Yeah,
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there's some stuff on my Twitter I have to like
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zoom in and be like what the fuck's going on.
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What's really funny about this thing is that sometimes people