Are you a douchebag? Take the quiz with us

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You know, Um, I think
I have an epiphany. Oh, let's

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hear it. I am a bit
of a hater, of course, but

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I think I'm fairly justified in it
where I do think for myself, right,

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Like you'd rather not have people just
fall the crowd, like yes,

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man, yeah kind of thing.
So, like everyone loves Connor McGregor,

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right, They're like, oh,
he's so great, he's so cool.

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Yeah, but like that's why people
like him, right, And they're like,

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oh, dude, he brings so
much the sport and he's an international.

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And not that I don't respect what
he did for MMA in combat sports,

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but I was never a fan.
I was never not necessarily a fan

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of his shit talk. I just
don't think it was that creative, especially

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when you compare it to someone like
Muhammad Ali or some people that are a

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little better on the mic, or
someone who's like awkwardly funny, like a

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Mike Tyson interview. But um,
they just came out with a new documentary

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on him, like a docu series. His docum series mean that it's real,

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it's supposed to be a document series. Is just supposed to be a

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documentary as a TV series, all
right, Because instead of a movie,

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yeah, instead of like a you
know, then what is it when they

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do it, like, um,
it's the story of someone's life, like

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a bios documenta docudrama, right,
because I will always say docu series meaning

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it's a series of documentaries like Planet
Earth, right, but some people use

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it the other way, and I
didn't know if I was wrong or I

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know you're right. So they did
Connor McGregor docu series, which we should

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probably do a full episode on.
But um, I started digging into that,

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and it does always like open my
eyes and some of it could be

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the filmmaking, but it always makes
me kind of question my dislike because you

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understand kind of where he's coming from. I think so, and like like

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certain interviews that weren't as famous or
things he said to the documentary like make

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me relate, yeah, because you
kind of see the flashy, like the

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entertaining, the unhinged version of him. Yeah, those are the things that,

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like the clips I get thrown around
the most are talked about. But

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that's what other people like, right
right right? Yeah? So but then

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like just have weird taste. I
guess, well, you what is it?

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Like, it's more relatable so you
see him as more like, oh,

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he's more similar to me than I
thought. Yeah, the big Yeah,

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the big one was he said.
I think it was in one of

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the big interviews. But also on
the side, like when he's at his

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house or he was doing something in
Ireland. I think he was doing a

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like a kid's class for MMA and
Ireland or something, and one of the

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moms asked him something, you know, like like can we see like who's

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the true McGregor, you know,
like what do you do? Who is

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this? Who are we dealing with
right now? And he's like, oh,

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basics. He basically just said that
he's so mirrors and is like felt

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the energy in the room. So
he's about to fight a douchebag. He

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turns into a douchebag if he's in
a room full of kids trying to get

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better, he's like a dad.
So he's a chameleon. That's how I

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feel. That's how I feel often
like cameras on and I'm next to like

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Bard or even you guys like energies
high, I'm gonna say some crazy shit.

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I'm some fun energy is low.
I can be the serious guy.

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Yeah that at home, I'm kind
of like back in the day, that

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was called having a versatile personality,
where you're now it's called I don't know.

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Well. I mean, here's the
thing. I think that a lot

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of people who are charismatic and potentially
douchebags have ye that that quality. I've

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turned myself that many times where I
have douchebag qualities. But I don't think

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I'm a douchebag because that I can
like relate. Actually, let me let

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me let me tell you. Oh
is that funny? Wait? Hold on,

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hold on, let me get my
list out. Yeah, I think

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I can. I think I can. It's like pages and pages long.

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I think I'm a chameleon. I
mean that's good that you're supposed to be.

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Right. I don't use it for
evil, like a karma chameleon.

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But yeah, but I don't use
it for evil, where douchebags will use

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it for evil, like to be
manipulative to get women. We don't get

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women, get zero women not So, So what you're saying is that you're

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a really transparent douchebag. Yeah,
I'm a douchebag with no douche just a

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bag or no bag, no bag
either. I guess the bag right,

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because you go home with the bag
one. Okay, So because we're a

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rudderless today, I'm gonna throw this
in here, um, like on a

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boat. Yeah, you can't move. Yeah, right, So this is

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supposed to be, um, a
quiz of whether you're whether or not you're

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a giant douchebag. I took a
side note. I took a B DSM

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or something test live on twitch once. It was fucking really detailed. Wait

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a minute, wall and discipline,
masochistic yeah or whatever, like what's your

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kink or something? Oh? Really
Wow, it was like a swear to

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god. It was like an hour. It was like an sat do co.

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Covid was a bitch man. We
had a lot of streaming hours.

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So streaming sixty hours a week,
you got to find content. We call

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that edging. Now, yeah,
it was long. It was long.

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What so what did you find out
from that test? So they said it

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was vanilla or something? I mean, because I didn't want to like,

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you know, Baschel one's head against
the wall or put spandex on my ass

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or something. You know, if
you're not like into it, you're not

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into sort of that world. Mister
boring or switch switch I think was that

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which you're not. Like, I
don't need to like get whipped and I

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don't need to do this some whipping. No, I think that means you're

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you're willing to do either. Yeah, yeah, that's what I means.

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Yeah, like I'm a role player. He just doesn't have to. You

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know what a role player is.
A role player in basketball is like the

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guy that will fill in the gaps. He'll do he'll do what needs to

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get done. I'm for the team, I see. Yeah, and that's

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what I and uh, I don't
know. I think they call it utility

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player. And yeah, baseball,
okay, so basically somebody who can play

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more than one position. Yeah yeah, you can kind of play first base

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and can kind of play out field. Yeah. Basketball, you could rebound

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if they need to rebound. Yeah, I'm filling it in. We got

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boxes. Uh, okay, so
we want to take the dish bag,

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quizz I think Ivy should take it, right. I think I'm a pretty

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let's see, we'll see. Okay, So, uh, you cancel plans

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you had with a friend. Whose
responsibility is it to make new plans?

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Okay? No, ones, plans
will happen when they happen. Mine,

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I'm the one had to cancel plans. I should be the one to make

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the new ones or theirs they wanted
to hang out in the first friend friend

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friend I think is different than dating
friend. No one's responsibility dating on me?

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Mmm, I think it's me both. I would tend to agree with

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you. Yeah, I just don't
feel like as obligated to be structured with

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a real friend if it's a real
friend. Yeah, and I don't need

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apparently don't have any real friends.
Yeah, you know what I mean?

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Or or even like if it was
a girlfriend versus dating a girlfriend, it

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shouldn't be this like, well I
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this for me, you know,
like I don't. I don't have that

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type of relationship. Yeah. But
in dating, because you're feeling each other

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out, then you got to show
your interest and so you have to put

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an extra effort. But but you're
you're showing who you aren't, not who

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you are. No, if you
do that, no, because then I'm

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showing Oh yes, I do actually
want to hang out with you. I

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just actually couldn't canceled. Yeah,
I'm not actually just ghosting you. Or

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if you're my true friend or my
girlfriend, you already know I'm not ditching

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you. Yeah, or you should
by that time. You just know that

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I'm actually busy, or they know
you're abe, or I want to be

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alone in my room. Okay,
so I'm just gonna say, well,

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what we'll go buy abby. We'll
do that. Actually, but I feel

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like you're more gonna be more douche
than me. That's fuck. Well,

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which one are we doing? Show
of hands? Uh? Wait, there

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are three of us. I think
we should do mikes, right, we

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can do me okay, no ones? Yeah, I think it's no one

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in a friendship situation that because you're
going to eventually hang out again. Yeah.

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Yeah, more like if it's if
it's the homies, something will come

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up. What happened to me?
Like? You know I expected to be

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able to touch the Oh no I
did? Okay? All right? Um

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slept weird on my shoulder? Holy
count you're an old Abbey. Yeah,

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I feel that I want to talk
to me about it. Yeah, he's

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at How close do you stand to
the person in front of you when you're

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in line? I do hate creepers, so right behind them whatever gets you're

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closer to the front, about three
feet away, about ten feet away.

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One of these answers is completely stupid, one of these answers is creepy,

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and one of them is right.
Yeah, I say even three feets like

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give or take, but yeah,
the obvious one. Yeah. Two.

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It depends on the line, right, most people in America, the distance

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that you want to be from somebody
is least an armed lank. Yeah,

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that's just cultural norm. Yeah.
I think it depends right, because you're

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you're hopping on a tram in an
airport, all right, it might get

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a little close. You're in t
SA, Mike, a little close,

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but if you're in line for an
ice cream cone, like, give me

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a fucking breather. Yeah you know
what I mean. Yeah, that's pandemic

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shit, that's hyperbole. I don't
know. And then yeah, I'll up

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in your growth. But a lot
of people do that. Yeah, I'll

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be looking around at a grocery store. I'm like, too, what are

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you doing? So? God name
close? Yeah, I don't know.

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It does creep me out when people
get closer. I I have like weird

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peripheral vision where I can sort of
almost kind of seat behind me. Yeah,

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you feel and so if I can
see something back there, you know,

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creeps me out. I gotta move. I got either. I'll do

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it. I'll step to the side, I'll go, I'll go horizontal.

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Mm. So you could see if
the talk you because they tack you.

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Yeah, you gotta be ready,
thanks, Yeah, I get it.

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Always ready, stay ready, stay
sharp. Um. Okay, So you

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I think this is a this is
a situation where you have roommates or you

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have people in that you live within. Now do you douche bags stand close

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to people? Said douchebag thing?
I think it's a creeper thing. Yeah,

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I can't. I can't really draw
the line between a creeper and a

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douchebag though. Honestly, that's why
I hate about these. Some of these

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tests were actually the uh what's the
I n F j abcd YMCA myers breaks

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is pretty good because you don't you
kind of know where it's going, but

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you don't really know where it's going. Yeah, where some of these if

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I wanted to answer it and prove
I'm a douchebag, I could do it.

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Or if I want to answer it
and prove I'm not a douchebag,

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I could do it. Yeah,
the answers are clear. Yeah, it's

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it's BuzzFeed, give me a break. Yeah, all right, um BuzzFeed

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to hire a new psychologist. Um
okay. So if you if you go

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to the bathroom and you see that
they're just an empty toilet paper roll and

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there's no toilet paper, do you
replace it immediately because you wouldn't wish that

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hell on anyone. Leave it be
I bought the last roll. Not my

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responsibility, or do nothing and spend
the rest of the day brooding in silent

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contempt for your roommate. I'll normally
half ascet and probably to chuck one on

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top. Maybe I won't feel the
whole ring. You know. If I'm

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in a hurry, even at home, I will do that. Yeah,

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Like I'm in a hurry. It's
like I don't want to screw you,

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but I also don't have time to
do this. If it's the common area

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bathroom, yeah yeah, I'll do
that. Yeah, Like, because it's

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not fully my responsibility, but I
don't want anyone to have, you know,

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poopy butt walking around. Oh my
god, you guys know it actually

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uses that. It just shows a
difference between dudes and girls. God,

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check it on top in my house. Uh, it's kind of a weird

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flex. I guess we each have
our own bathroom plus like the common room

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area. Yeah, flex on a
babby. We're living life with lust out

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here, so I don't really come
across this issue often. It's very rarely,

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but I do check the common area. Not that we have guests over

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really, but I do check the
common area and make sure it's not totally

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gross. So yeah, I mean, we we have two bathrooms in my

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house, and um, here's the
deal. I shower in the front bathroom

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because that's the one that ask the
the on demand heater or water heater,

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so it's like, I can you
can take yeah, and when you can

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take a shower at first fucking long
as you want. The one in the

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back has a separate, smaller heater, and you it's hard to get all

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the way through a decent shower without
getting cold. Yeah, but that bathroom

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has the bidet toilet seat, so
you're shitting one shower and the other.

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That's pretty much that's an issue too, from two different Russians for two different

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purposes. That's weird weird flex.
And then the third bathroom for brushing teeth

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yep, and the golden forth for
washing your hands if if only you go

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outside and use the host wash your
hands. Yeah, I'm definitely replacing it,

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throwing away the old one in the
trash, and you crush it so

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you flatten it so that the tube
isn't just taking up extra space in the

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trash can like your water bottles and
your and your soda cans. You could

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throw the tube at your dog and
a committed a dog toy. Your dog's

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eating that and then pooping it out. You probably should just tearing it up

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and leaving it everywhere. It's just
paper. Yeah, that's just not you

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don't even have a dog, first
of um. Yeah, crush your toilet

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paper rolls, Crush your water bottles
and your energy, crush your partner soul.

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Okay, what best describes the way
you ride in an an escalator?

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I move to the right if I'm
going to stand, and to the left

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if I'm going to walk fair or
I stand wherever I want. It's an

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escalator. No where furrowed right now. I'm that's common practice. But usually

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if you're on an escalator, like
if you're standing on the left, I'm

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running your ass over like I'm in
the NFL. Is it even wide enough

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to have someone passed on sometimes maybe
I'm just that big. I can tell

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you that this is a big deal
in all the London underground stations because the

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escalators are like like this, they're
like you know, Mount Kilimanjaro, and

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uh, you're on them for a
long time. They're really really long,

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and so yeah, you stand to
the right. I think there are signs

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that say that stand to the right. Yeah, I think all that's common.

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It's freeway shit. If walking on
the road shit, it's bike riding

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shit on a path. Yeah,
if you're on allow that all that.

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If you're if you're cruising, get
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the man movers, Yeah, we
have a lot of man movers and airports

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and ship like the horizontal deals.
Yeah, yeah, do that. I

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guess woman movers, I'm sorry,
ivy or people people movers moving side thing

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movers, I say, moving sidewalk, that's me. Yeah, that's fair.

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Yeah, move to the right.
I think there's very few escalators that

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you're gonna be trucking up the left. But what if it is an emergency

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or you gotta go get you know, Yeah, and you want to have

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to keep saying excuse me, excuse
me, excuse me, excuse me.

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Even though I wasn't just in where
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everywhere, but I was in one
of the little tunnels to the airplane,

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right, the little boarding thing.
The lines are fucking packed and pilot and

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everybody's stomping on our right, like
on our right, on your right.

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Why are you moving on my right
to get to the airplane, like obviously

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they gotta go set up. It
was a stewardess' like a pilot. I'm

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like, that's just so weird flight
attenda. Yeah, one was a pilot

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too. I guess there's no like
left and right and outer space or in

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the sky. That's sky. To
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But both Yeah, twice happened.
I was like, this is all

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that's that's that's really Yeah. However, it depends on where you are because

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um other countries, I think,
like the UK, when you're walking down

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the sidewalk, you actually sort of
go to the opposite side of what we

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do in America. Yeah, because
the roads right, probably yeah, probably

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cars. When you walk you face
cars. When you ride a bike,

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you ride with cars. What I'm
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yeah, probably the same right,
I don't know. I don't know

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if you could face the cars but
also be on the left side or the

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right side of the side. Yeah, So if you face the cars,

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do you think the fast lane is
towards the cars? I don't know.

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Well, that's what it would be
here, right, yeah, or you

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would be yeah, and walking sidewalk, you would walk on the right.

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Everybody would walk on the right,
so of the path or of the are

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Uh no, I'm talking about sidewalk. Sidewalk everybody who's walking, regardless of

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the direction, and they're going or
walking on their right, Okay, yeah,

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yeah, yeah, except that other
countries do it the other way and

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it's very confusing. Yeah, and
then people are inconsistent it's the same one

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stairs people are in. Then there's
a traffic jam. People are so many

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people. Other people don't even know
the basic rules here too, or people

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are like biking against traffic, Like
I almost hit another bicyclist the other day.

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I'm like, dude, what are
you fucking doing? Like, and

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we have a lot of one way
roads here. You should teach them a

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lesson by hitting them side I should
have trucked his ass, because like,

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not only do we have one way
roads, so it's kind of a duh,

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and then two like, yeah,
why are you biking the opposite direction

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in a bike lane? That's a
really good question. I literally almost trucked

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one. But walking, yeah,
walk against traffic, bike with traffic.

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And we have some protected bike lanes
here. Yeah, they're decent. I

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have seen them in other cities and
I thought they were great, and I

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don't think they look great here There
there could be better, yeah there,

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it's because the parking is suddenly really
hard. How amazing. Wouldn't off the

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off like level two bike lane b
whoa, it can't be that hard to

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build elevated downtown, wouldn't see sun
anymore, like all the trees because it

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would just be like a thin ass
lane through the trees. People are probably

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dying on there. I don't know. I have guardrails, right, that

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would be really cool. That'd be
genius. I think that'd be amazing.

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It would make it so pedestrian friendly. Another city above us, Yeah,

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well, it's like the highline And
that's what made me think of it when

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I used to walk that up in
Manhattan. Yeah, there's an old train

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track in Manhattan or subway or whatever
he used to be. Yeah, it's

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the elevated train ye way, and
they turn it into like a mile or

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two walk with like plants and like
food vendors and like street vendors and you

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just do this really cool walk above
the regular road. Yeah, and it

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just makes sense. And it's not
super functional now. It does take you

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from like South Manhattan too, like
the middle, but it's not like Mega.

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broken up to yeah, because but

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in theory makes a lot of sense. Or like Chicago has trains like that,

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right, Yeah, they have elevated
trains, and he has New York

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used to routinely have avail. It
just makes so much sense to that pedestrian

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ship there, Yeah, just to
me, and just as an aside about

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pedestrians and crossing streets and things like
that. Like, uh, I think

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it was in London, but it
may have been in Paris, I don't

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remember. Um. Instead of having
like here, we have these totally lame

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things where you can push the button
and it flashes, but it's not a

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regular intersection. It's supposed to be
like a pedestrian crossing thing, But nobody

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who's driving really pays attention to that
because it's not bold enough. These places

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had like extra stripes on the on
the side, I mean on the crosswalk,

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and then had posts on either side
that had there were like barber pole

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things, you know, like black
and white whatever, and then they had

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lights on top of them, and
the lights flashed all the time. Why

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not just at that point just drop
the fucking train deal, right? Yeah,

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well, yeah, that's a fair
point. I was walking by one

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the other day because the light roul
went down and then like it was going

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back up, and I was talking
to Daniel. I was like, imagine

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I just hung out into it.
That'd be scary. That'd be scary.

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Speaking in light rail. Um My, buddy Kenny, his mom was driving

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his car down here where she doesn't
normally drive and either hit or got hit

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by a light rail train. She
was in the car, totaled the car

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damage the train. She was okay, did she had to pay for the

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light rool? That's a good question. He said. It was all with

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his insurance company because it was his
car that she was driving. It depends

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on who's fault, I guess.
Yeah. Um, when you use Uh,

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when do you use the turn signals
on your car? When you need

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to? So that's when when there's
a line of cars in front or behind

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you. Not too often people can
tell where I'm headed or pretty much all

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the time. I have that of
doing it all the time because that's how

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I was taught. I do all
the time. Yeah, I don't even

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look who's behind me. I mean
I do so I don't crash, but

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I don't pay attention. I'm always
yeah thing or sometimes if you're on like

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the freeway and there's like no one
a really around, do you still use

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it? I do. I think
it's just habit. Sometimes I don't,

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and I feel like, oh no, I'm not using it, you know.

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I kind of way too. I
kind of wish i'd give tickets for

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ship like that instead. I bet
we would have less accidents if it became

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more common probably. So how would
you catch that though? Yeah, it's

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just random, right. How they
catch anything you would have to be very

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difficult. Yeah, they just sort
of decriminalize, you know what they call

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it, California stop the rolling stop
decriminalized. Yeah, it's just a it's

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a cheap ticket. Now they morstly
don't write them like I've only had two

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tickets, one speeding and one of
them. That's the beauty of writing on

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bicycle. Dude, I fucking don't
stop for shit. I'm a little scared

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just because I don't trust people.
I don't either, yeah at all ever,

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But you feel a little maneuverable on
it, you know, more than

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a car and tai Yeah like that
Queen Latifa and taxi why quote air quote

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that was her? Maybe there's no
way, um, Okay, you're sick

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on a workday, do you go
in? Absolutely, I've got work to

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do. No way, I can't
risk coughing all over the place. And

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or three. I might go in
for a little, but if it gets

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too bad, I'm out of there. It does depend on how sick I

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am. But I hate getting people
sick, and I hate that notion of

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that. I hate people going to
the gym when they're sick, Like,

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don't get me sick. Like everyone's
like, well, we'll affect my gains.

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Fuck your gains. What about everybody
else in the gym? All everybody's

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about to go to, Like,
don't go to the fucking grocery store,

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like fucking especially now like door dash
hit yeah, don't be a douche.

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I hate that. See I'm not
a Jews. So you're gonna say no

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way, Yeah, probably no way. I mean yeah, unless I know

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it's not contagious for whatever reason.
Yeah, but especially in this era.

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I get it. In the eighties
and nineties, right, you have deadlines

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and should now everything you ninety nine
percent of shit you can figure out on

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your laptop. Yeah, COVID change
things in a lot of ways, that

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being one of them. It's possible
to do almost everything that doesn't require a

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face to face. And I hate
it because then people are sick forever.

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Like I get sick, but and
I get fucking flopped. But I'm sick

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for like two days and then I'm
rocking where people will like push themselves.

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And then now you're sick for like
three weeks and the pneumonia. Yeah,

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Like I wonder why you're sick for
someone because you're half working. Like just

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I literally shut down. I lay
down in bed. I don't leave bed.

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I'm chugging liquids. I'm sleeping as
much as I can, and I

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try to beat it for me and
for everyone's from me. Yeah, I

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agree. Yeah, See, not
a douchebag. Only Mike can answer this

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question. Here we go, as
you enter a public restroom to use the

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urinal, there's a row of urinals, and one is taken. Where do

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you stand? You? You always
go one space for sure, right?

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You always give him at least one
breather. So I was listening to David

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Chank's podcast on the way in and
he one of his co hosts, was

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in a restaurant and um walked into
the bathroom. There's a row of them,

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I think he said there were the
three, four or five of them.

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Whatever he did. The move when
everything is empty is you go to

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the far one if it's no one's
in there or no one's in there,

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Yeah, I'll go far or the
close. Yeah, whichever one is not

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the little kid one. I'll go
to the little one. I will go

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to the little one too if I
have to. Yeah. I don't know

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if that's like that wendicap parking.
I don't know what the law is on

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that, Like is it just reserved
for short folks or kids? But I'll

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take the little one. I'll admit
to that one. Yeah, I will

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take just the closest. I would
take the little one as well, if

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it means I avoid being right next
to somebody, that for sure I'll do.

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Yeah. But even if it's a
full thing like airports, sometimes for

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some reason, I have a billion
stalls and sometimes they're totally empty or BUCkies,

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like you know, there's just a
hundred stalls and for some reason,

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not everyone's pissing at the same time. What hello, that's a bus pussy.

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What does that even mean? That's
what a bussy is? What's a

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bus pussy? I don't know.
If there's car pussies, there's people that

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like, like car sex shit over
here. Um, yeah, I admit,

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I admit publicly I've used the small
pisser. Okay, okay, So

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what happened to him is that he's
like he obviously never take the middle regardless,

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he never take them. That's kind
of psycho movements. So he's over

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to the side and suddenly there's someone
next to him peeing even though there were

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oh there open one. Now I
think that's common. Yeah, I don't

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know why people do that because they
want company? Yeah. Is it like

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the puppy pound or the dog pound
or like you see one puppy and then

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all the puppies lay on each other. Um, you know that's a thing

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like puppies naturally want to lay on
each all right, right, Yeah,

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So I wonder if there's something in
humans that are like well, I don't

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know, but wait till you hear
who it was, Mike Hayson. Oh,

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then I wouldn't be so mad.
I'd say, what's up? Champt

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never talk in the urinal either,
that's fucking weird. I don't like that.

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But if it's Mike Tyson, I'm
saying what's up. Mike Tyson says

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how's it going? Yeah, and
he responded to him in exactly what you

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said, Yeah, how's it going? Champion? Yeah, I would say

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that's yeah, that's fuck. Though, I'll say, hey, I'm the

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great, great at Eva. Nobody
like me. Yeah, give him.

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I'd give him the speech of a
decade. Nobody but Pitheth like you.

405
00:25:37.839 --> 00:25:41.480
I love Mike Tyson. I want
to say, like his most famous quote,

406
00:25:41.480 --> 00:25:42.920
but it will get canceled, he
said to him. Not nice thing.

407
00:25:44.039 --> 00:25:48.519
Yeah, let's not get canceled.
Uh, although that seems to work

408
00:25:48.519 --> 00:25:51.240
out for some people. Yeah.
For some reason, I don't like boxing.

409
00:25:51.480 --> 00:25:53.920
I've never really watched it. Mike
Tyson and Muhammad Ali have like studied

410
00:25:53.960 --> 00:25:59.039
their lives and training and documentaries my
whole life, just because like the training

411
00:25:59.039 --> 00:26:03.119
parts, they're kind of testing as
people than they are as boxers. Yea,

412
00:26:03.119 --> 00:26:06.200
and they were champions. I just
don't love boxing, but but both

413
00:26:06.240 --> 00:26:08.359
of them are. Yeah, the
sport itself is whatever, but like they

414
00:26:08.359 --> 00:26:12.079
as individuals. Tyson's another one,
like he literally was just like a bad

415
00:26:12.119 --> 00:26:17.400
person. I think he'd admit that
and he just changed. Yeah. So,

416
00:26:17.599 --> 00:26:19.480
uh, the question is do you
stand as far away as you possibly

417
00:26:19.480 --> 00:26:25.000
can? Do you saddle up next
to him and it's time for some good

418
00:26:25.000 --> 00:26:27.799
old fashioned urinal conversation? Yeah,
it's weird, and or I wait for

419
00:26:27.839 --> 00:26:33.000
them to finish silently waiting. Yeah, yeah, I don't go as far,

420
00:26:33.160 --> 00:26:36.960
but I definitely give him at least
one stall reach. So so I

421
00:26:37.000 --> 00:26:40.440
think he's for this for that for
as far and like, yeah, if

422
00:26:40.480 --> 00:26:44.160
the if the urinals are clogged up, you go to a um, you

423
00:26:44.200 --> 00:26:45.839
go to a stall. Yeah,
yeah, you can piss him a stall.

424
00:26:45.920 --> 00:26:48.559
Yeah, I'm not mad, It's
okay. You think that's weird,

425
00:26:49.119 --> 00:26:52.480
No, I think Peane's sitting down
is a little weird. I just don't

426
00:26:52.559 --> 00:26:56.720
have to worry about any of that. Okay, So say there's four stalls

427
00:26:57.000 --> 00:27:00.559
and you're going next stall, or
you're gonna give i'm a breather on the

428
00:27:00.559 --> 00:27:02.799
stalks. I'm gonna do. I'm
gonna I'm gonna give a breather on the

429
00:27:02.880 --> 00:27:04.400
on the pooping tin. Yeah yeah, yeah, you give a breather.

430
00:27:04.799 --> 00:27:07.839
You don't want to go right next. When they hear the door closed,

431
00:27:07.839 --> 00:27:11.559
you're looking at each other's feet.
It's weird. Yeah, I mean,

432
00:27:11.640 --> 00:27:14.359
it's not that big of a deal, and it's easier to like manage.

433
00:27:14.359 --> 00:27:18.759
I think I'm trying to think.
You know, everyone gets a little poop

434
00:27:18.759 --> 00:27:22.960
shy. Yeah, there's not really
any of the those type of politics in

435
00:27:22.000 --> 00:27:26.559
the women's restroom. Yeah, I
bet you there are, just like maybe

436
00:27:26.680 --> 00:27:29.920
if it's dirty, it's like,
come on, ladies, like we can

437
00:27:29.960 --> 00:27:33.319
be better than we can better.
Yeah. Um, you're opening a bag

438
00:27:33.359 --> 00:27:37.240
of chips in a crowded, quiet
place. What's your method? You slowly

439
00:27:37.279 --> 00:27:41.200
opened the bag, trying under make
much noise. I love that as as

440
00:27:41.240 --> 00:27:45.240
fast as you can, like ripping
off a bandage, one and done,

441
00:27:45.440 --> 00:27:48.680
or save the chips for a less, less awkward room. I think I'm

442
00:27:48.759 --> 00:27:55.400
trying the pull apart horizontally, so
because yeah, and if you can't get

443
00:27:55.400 --> 00:28:02.720
the probably I'm probably waiting. I'm
probably gonna wait for another room. Like

444
00:28:03.240 --> 00:28:07.680
who's eating chips? You're disgusting.
Who's eating chips in a quiet room?

445
00:28:07.759 --> 00:28:11.319
Yeah? Like, what are you
going to open chips in a library?

446
00:28:11.279 --> 00:28:14.680
I'll probably wait. I love the
awkward, like you could hear the crinkle,

447
00:28:14.720 --> 00:28:19.880
you could tell so funny. Even
in an airplane, I feel awkward.

448
00:28:21.000 --> 00:28:22.359
Yeah I don't. I don't want
to be the person to do it,

449
00:28:22.400 --> 00:28:25.839
but I will laugh at it for
sure. I think I bought because

450
00:28:25.839 --> 00:28:27.839
because obviously elevation and ship and so, Like I bought cheese, it's in

451
00:28:27.880 --> 00:28:30.880
an airport. I've probably done this
one hundred thousand times, Like about cheese,

452
00:28:30.839 --> 00:28:33.559
it's and then they're all puffed up
and it makes it harder to open.

453
00:28:33.640 --> 00:28:37.079
I'm even awkward an airplane, and
airplanes not like known as a quiet

454
00:28:37.119 --> 00:28:41.240
place. Necessarily people are dickheads in
there, even though it should be.

455
00:28:41.279 --> 00:28:45.440
I feel like library etiquette should be
a thing in an airplane. This is

456
00:28:45.480 --> 00:28:51.440
why, even though there is no
technological problem with people using cell phones on

457
00:28:51.680 --> 00:28:55.440
planes as long as they can connect
or whatever, is that most of us

458
00:28:55.559 --> 00:29:02.440
don't want people having phone conversations in
that close approact city. Yeah, that's

459
00:29:02.440 --> 00:29:04.920
a whole other topic. How many
people like talk so loudly and normally on

460
00:29:06.000 --> 00:29:07.599
phones, Like I want my ship
private. I don't like even if it's

461
00:29:07.599 --> 00:29:11.279
not a private conversation. I don't
understand the people who walk around with their

462
00:29:11.279 --> 00:29:15.599
phone on speaker. But even that, bluetooth shots still a thing. Yeah,

463
00:29:15.680 --> 00:29:18.119
it's so weird because I can't tell
if you're talking to me, are

464
00:29:18.119 --> 00:29:22.160
you on the fucking phone or you
just singing music? Why are you in

465
00:29:22.240 --> 00:29:26.759
public? Or you're mentally challenged?
And it's odd. Okay, elevator doors

466
00:29:26.759 --> 00:29:29.960
open, it's full of people.
What do you do? Stand in front

467
00:29:30.000 --> 00:29:33.200
of the elevator to make shirt that
you get on, push your way to

468
00:29:33.279 --> 00:29:37.799
the front, making sure point a
minute, okay, stand in front of

469
00:29:37.839 --> 00:29:41.559
the elevator to make sure you get
I get on, push my way to

470
00:29:41.599 --> 00:29:44.680
the front, making sure I'm I
get on this elevator. That's the same

471
00:29:44.720 --> 00:29:49.599
thing twice or side to step to
the side and let those already inside off

472
00:29:49.640 --> 00:29:52.720
before getting on. Yeah, clearly
the last one. Yeah, it's the

473
00:29:52.799 --> 00:29:56.519
last one. That's you know,
they say that like all the trains almost

474
00:29:56.519 --> 00:29:59.680
on a million trains in Europe,
and that's what you're supposed to do,

475
00:30:00.240 --> 00:30:02.480
just wait for people to get up. People don't do that. That's why

476
00:30:02.519 --> 00:30:06.039
the tram at least, the tram
and sack at least has one door open

477
00:30:06.119 --> 00:30:07.839
for people to leave, and then
it delays the other door because then it's

478
00:30:07.880 --> 00:30:11.079
for people to get out. Yea. Yeah, yeah, but I think

479
00:30:11.119 --> 00:30:14.079
that's smart. I'll go against traffic
there too. You can sneak out.

480
00:30:14.759 --> 00:30:18.680
When is it okay to use the
high beams on your car when the dark

481
00:30:18.759 --> 00:30:22.119
road when you're the only person on
the road. Yeah, yeah, whenever

482
00:30:22.319 --> 00:30:25.240
if we weren't supposed to use them
at will, when we wouldn't have those,

483
00:30:25.240 --> 00:30:27.240
it's technically illegal, right or I
don't know. I always forget to

484
00:30:27.240 --> 00:30:30.599
turn them off, Yeah, definitely
the first it's Yeah, I think that's

485
00:30:30.839 --> 00:30:33.799
it's kind of the Blinker deal,
like FID needs to do better yea.

486
00:30:33.839 --> 00:30:37.640
And even even like why you're doing
it in a city? Your city should

487
00:30:37.680 --> 00:30:41.240
be lit enough, like if I'll
on some back road shit or yeah yeah,

488
00:30:41.400 --> 00:30:45.160
looking for an address. This should
be like a you know, the

489
00:30:45.200 --> 00:30:48.640
grocery card test. What's the grocery
cart test? If you don't put it

490
00:30:48.680 --> 00:30:51.559
away. Oh yeah, yeah,
yeah, this is just common courtesy test.

491
00:30:51.839 --> 00:30:56.079
Yeah, that one was in here
and I skipped it because yeah,

492
00:30:56.160 --> 00:30:59.400
that was a no brainer. You
go to a party with friend A,

493
00:30:59.720 --> 00:31:02.839
you into friend B who has never
met friend A. What do you do?

494
00:31:03.160 --> 00:31:06.960
Yo, this is my buddy Sally. Easy. I always do that.

495
00:31:07.039 --> 00:31:10.680
Immediately introduced, Yeah, yeah,
I always do that. Or maybe

496
00:31:10.720 --> 00:31:12.880
it's like a quick catch up,
Yo, what's happened in an aby?

497
00:31:12.960 --> 00:31:15.599
Yeah, good to see you.
Oh yeah, by the way, m

498
00:31:17.720 --> 00:31:21.359
Yeah, I mean I don't know
what some people are about. Some people

499
00:31:21.359 --> 00:31:22.799
are bad at it, and they'll
just stand there awkwardly until like I got

500
00:31:22.799 --> 00:31:26.160
to introduce myself, like, oh
hey, I'm Mike by the way.

501
00:31:26.200 --> 00:31:29.000
Oh yeah, you know, it
should be an easy intro. Yo,

502
00:31:29.079 --> 00:31:34.400
this is Jenny. So this the
next question that the um it's no longer

503
00:31:34.440 --> 00:31:38.519
available, the picture is no longer
available. I guess it was probably a

504
00:31:38.599 --> 00:31:47.440
text. So can you respond to
a text saying just k K is never

505
00:31:47.480 --> 00:31:49.960
okay? What it says? Uh, yeah, it's fine and it's a

506
00:31:51.160 --> 00:31:55.079
legitimate restop respond stop being so sensitive
or are you serious? Why have you

507
00:31:55.119 --> 00:31:57.279
even read this far? Click the
first one if you're not an asshole.

508
00:31:57.319 --> 00:32:02.000
I think it's so context to it
because K can be very passive aggressive,

509
00:32:02.119 --> 00:32:06.880
it can, but if it's just
given you a salute like got your message?

510
00:32:06.920 --> 00:32:08.720
Yeah? Why why do people use
KK other than the key pressing?

511
00:32:08.839 --> 00:32:14.960
I use KK? I think my
wife uses y KK because Sam used KK.

512
00:32:15.200 --> 00:32:20.559
I think it came from UM.
I think it came she knows the

513
00:32:20.599 --> 00:32:24.559
code, dude, it's Kirby.
I think it came from when text was

514
00:32:24.599 --> 00:32:29.200
the one through nine. Yeah,
key pressing, and you'd have to double

515
00:32:29.240 --> 00:32:32.000
press it to get it to go
because K wouldn't be a thing. Oh

516
00:32:32.240 --> 00:32:36.039
okay, you know what I mean? And that's okay. Do you know

517
00:32:36.079 --> 00:32:40.279
what I'm talking about? Yeah,
when I was a demon on a BlackBerry,

518
00:32:40.319 --> 00:32:43.839
and that's how you had to type
because it was all the one through

519
00:32:43.920 --> 00:32:45.440
nine. So it was predictive.
But it was also called something else,

520
00:32:45.559 --> 00:32:49.240
not the quarity whatever. I don't
know what it was called. It was

521
00:32:49.279 --> 00:32:52.680
a different type of keyboard obviously,
where each number gets three letters. Yeah,

522
00:32:52.799 --> 00:32:57.240
and so you have to do predictive
and so I think to get OK

523
00:32:57.640 --> 00:33:00.799
across or KK across, you'd have
to do He's a quirity to talk like

524
00:33:01.039 --> 00:33:04.720
in reference to the keyboard. Yeah, what is it called. Yeah,

525
00:33:04.759 --> 00:33:07.880
that's a standard keyboards acquirity. I
didn't know that. I mean, I

526
00:33:08.000 --> 00:33:14.440
know QWR till. Yeah. I
think it's called quity. Yeah a yeah,

527
00:33:14.480 --> 00:33:17.359
so the opposite of whatever cority was. But yeah, the BlackBerry Pearl,

528
00:33:17.559 --> 00:33:21.519
it's the one two three. I
actually liked it because you could text

529
00:33:21.720 --> 00:33:24.480
fat just as fast one handed,
because one it was a smaller phone.

530
00:33:24.480 --> 00:33:27.519
And then yeah, with the predictive
text, it was pretty good. You

531
00:33:27.599 --> 00:33:30.400
got good enough. Yeah, you'd
have to double text. That's why I

532
00:33:30.400 --> 00:33:32.000
like texting now was like a little
facetiming. Shit. I think I grew

533
00:33:32.079 --> 00:33:36.319
up. I think my very I
think it's even smaller than millennials. I

534
00:33:36.319 --> 00:33:40.640
think it's just around my pocket.
Was the text thing because AOL Messenger was

535
00:33:40.920 --> 00:33:45.680
huge and texting was like just becoming
a thing. So I grew up in

536
00:33:45.720 --> 00:33:50.480
a text bubble where people in front
of me do phone calls, and then

537
00:33:50.519 --> 00:33:53.799
people even two years behind me,
probably like Dan in them like FaceTime,

538
00:33:53.960 --> 00:33:58.519
where Facetime's like kind of new and
awkward to me and and and just me

539
00:33:58.559 --> 00:34:02.880
as a person, I don't like
talking on the FaceTime is very uh intimate

540
00:34:04.160 --> 00:34:07.119
in a lot of way. Yeah, that's what I think. I like

541
00:34:07.200 --> 00:34:10.960
FaceTime. Yeah, you're the new
GENI generational I have no friends for one

542
00:34:12.000 --> 00:34:15.119
and then two. Yeah. I
like the one hand text. I swear

543
00:34:15.119 --> 00:34:16.239
to god, I would do no
look text. I could do a whole

544
00:34:16.239 --> 00:34:20.159
sentence like this, I can't do
I love that. On the old one,

545
00:34:20.360 --> 00:34:23.320
I can't do it now. On
the old one, I would fucking

546
00:34:23.400 --> 00:34:29.119
dominate that. I scream at the
touchscreen keyboard all the time. I constantly

547
00:34:29.119 --> 00:34:34.519
fuck up. I really hard up
too. I really wish um up.

548
00:34:34.719 --> 00:34:38.920
Yeah. I wish that the the
BlackBerry keyboard had survived. But it did

549
00:34:39.159 --> 00:34:44.119
it couldn't. Yeah. Well there's
a movie about it called BlackBerry. Yeah.

550
00:34:44.119 --> 00:34:45.880
BlackBerry is good about the introduction of
them. I know they didn't want

551
00:34:45.920 --> 00:34:49.760
to go touch screen and they thought
their ship would last. I've seen stories.

552
00:34:49.880 --> 00:34:52.320
Yeah. So, although I think
they are coming out with a new

553
00:34:52.360 --> 00:34:54.400
touch screen phone right now, oh
BlackBerry. Yeah, and there. I

554
00:34:54.440 --> 00:34:59.599
don't remember who they're doing it with
because they're not doing the actual hardware.

555
00:35:00.039 --> 00:35:04.639
I'm sure it's yea many yeah yeah, um so the result of this not

556
00:35:04.719 --> 00:35:07.679
an asshole at all. Nice.
There's another one. There's like, you

557
00:35:07.719 --> 00:35:12.079
know, like there's a main road
and then there's a road on the right

558
00:35:12.159 --> 00:35:15.719
for like merging. When lanes merge, I feel like the common thing is

559
00:35:15.760 --> 00:35:20.920
to um alternate right, yeah,
yeah, its crowded. Yeah, but

560
00:35:20.960 --> 00:35:24.000
then some people are douchebags and well
yeah, I'm like, there's clearly a

561
00:35:24.119 --> 00:35:28.519
system here. Even in person.
People try to do that when like lines

562
00:35:28.559 --> 00:35:30.559
will merge at a concert or like
a basketball game. We're standing line,

563
00:35:30.639 --> 00:35:32.639
right, we went to the playoff
game. There's hell of people. Yeah,

564
00:35:32.679 --> 00:35:35.679
you just always go one one,
like it's not a huge deal.

565
00:35:35.719 --> 00:35:37.960
But some people try to sneak into
a group and like, yeah, I'm

566
00:35:37.960 --> 00:35:44.280
like, dude, you're you're you're
that rude. That one thirty second weight

567
00:35:44.559 --> 00:35:46.639
is gonna make it. Yeah,
that's gonna make a priority. Yeah,

568
00:35:46.679 --> 00:35:52.320
that's where I lose I hope for
human kind. So um, we can

569
00:35:52.360 --> 00:35:54.960
bring this background just sort of our
you know what our vertical is. Uh,

570
00:35:55.360 --> 00:36:00.920
what what are some douchebag jim It's
got them all go good gym things.

571
00:36:00.599 --> 00:36:06.760
If there's a large chalk bowl,
even a medium chalk bowl, crumpling

572
00:36:07.000 --> 00:36:09.159
crumpling chalk actually isn't that much of
a pet peeve. And I know a

573
00:36:09.159 --> 00:36:12.679
lot of gym owners hate that.
If there's a block, don't crumple it.

574
00:36:12.760 --> 00:36:15.480
I don't hate that as much because
even the remnants are usable. Yeah,

575
00:36:16.880 --> 00:36:22.199
but do your hands in the chalk
bowl. You're not like Ron James.

576
00:36:23.199 --> 00:36:25.840
You don't play for the Lakers.
There's been chalk on the floor and

577
00:36:25.840 --> 00:36:29.639
it's hard to vacuum. It's impossible
to get it up. Yeah, so

578
00:36:29.679 --> 00:36:31.559
it's like, bro, and what
do you What do you as a lifter

579
00:36:31.800 --> 00:36:35.639
get from that? You get nothing. It doesn't look that cool. You're

580
00:36:35.679 --> 00:36:37.480
literally just making a mess to make
a mask. That's like eating your cereal

581
00:36:37.760 --> 00:36:44.280
and having the bowl on the table
and not bending over and pulling the spoon

582
00:36:44.280 --> 00:36:46.960
to your face. You're just losing
shit, You're not winning anything there.

583
00:36:47.039 --> 00:36:51.440
Yeah, you're just gonna spill milk
and cereal. So obviously you eat your

584
00:36:51.480 --> 00:36:53.920
cereal either the bowl to your face
or your face to the bowl. I

585
00:36:53.960 --> 00:36:58.800
just don't think they think about other
people when they're doing that. For sure,

586
00:36:58.840 --> 00:37:02.079
people they're not considered ring that.
Oh when I'm vacuum around the gym,

587
00:37:02.079 --> 00:37:05.400
I'm like back in my head,
like I'm hoping they see that.

588
00:37:05.480 --> 00:37:08.480
I Like, we clean this gym
so that they would probably maybe keep in

589
00:37:08.480 --> 00:37:13.039
the back of their minds when they're
training to beat the top pick up their

590
00:37:13.079 --> 00:37:15.559
little rappers. Yeah, or like
they're you know, get rid of your

591
00:37:15.599 --> 00:37:20.039
cans um. Yeah, that's a
huge one. To talk in the bucket

592
00:37:20.239 --> 00:37:22.559
whatever. Another one, and this
is pretty powerlef thing, a bodybuilding niche

593
00:37:22.599 --> 00:37:27.360
Like it's cool and normal. I
think now to carry your gym bag station

594
00:37:27.360 --> 00:37:30.599
to station with you, but don't
like move in, so like, don't

595
00:37:30.639 --> 00:37:36.079
pull everything out and take over ten
feet when we're already in a crowded gym.

596
00:37:36.199 --> 00:37:38.119
Yeah, like like if you need
a dig in to get your lacrosse

597
00:37:38.159 --> 00:37:45.559
ball because you're fucking adductor shirt,
you pussy put everything back. Yeah,

598
00:37:45.599 --> 00:37:50.599
you're at dissy, I said at
dis j Yeah, yeah, put everything

599
00:37:50.639 --> 00:37:53.159
back in. So go dig your
shit out and then put it back in,

600
00:37:53.239 --> 00:37:57.480
and then move your bag. Cansolidate. Yeah, push your bag man

601
00:37:57.599 --> 00:38:00.360
spread, push your bag closest to
the all, closest to your bench or

602
00:38:00.400 --> 00:38:05.480
closest to the location you're using.
Your bag doesn't need to be way over

603
00:38:05.519 --> 00:38:07.440
there, you know. Like,
let's let's again, Yeah, you're self

604
00:38:07.480 --> 00:38:12.159
absorbed. There's a lot of self
absorbed people in the world. Let's not

605
00:38:12.320 --> 00:38:15.079
do that, Yeah, especially as
a gym is getting more crowded. Yeah,

606
00:38:15.199 --> 00:38:17.320
and I'm guilty of it sometimes,
but like, but yeah, consolidate

607
00:38:17.320 --> 00:38:21.039
as much as much as you can. I make a trash pile of my

608
00:38:21.119 --> 00:38:23.559
belt and my sleeves and they're kind
of together. Yeah, Or like you

609
00:38:23.599 --> 00:38:27.639
have your bag and stuff because you're
next to you. You train on a

610
00:38:27.719 --> 00:38:30.519
rack or maybe a machine, and
then you leave it there so no one

611
00:38:30.599 --> 00:38:32.119
knows if someone's about to use that, so they avoid it. Yeah,

612
00:38:32.119 --> 00:38:35.840
it's a ship ship play. But
it's like you're you're done using it.

613
00:38:35.880 --> 00:38:38.119
You just you've been gone for thirty
minutes. Yeah, if you're doing cardio,

614
00:38:38.199 --> 00:38:42.760
now bring your bullshit to your cardio
y. Put it against thinks you're

615
00:38:42.800 --> 00:38:45.000
occupying. Yeah, against the walls. Just always a safe play, yeah,

616
00:38:45.119 --> 00:38:47.280
you know, because then you're not
Yeah, you're not claiming space,

617
00:38:47.280 --> 00:38:51.199
you're not claiming an equipment. Yeah, And I don't think people are always

618
00:38:51.239 --> 00:38:54.159
doing it maliciously. Same with the
dirty chalk shit, but it comes off

619
00:38:54.440 --> 00:39:01.079
very self absorbed. Yeah, using
baby powder inside the gym, yeah,

620
00:39:01.280 --> 00:39:07.679
ye the other day, or or
when people say outside, don't do it

621
00:39:07.760 --> 00:39:09.840
right outside of a door, literally
outside of a door, So everyone who

622
00:39:09.920 --> 00:39:14.280
walks in real tracking. The point
of doing baby chalk or baby powder excuse

623
00:39:14.320 --> 00:39:16.599
me, outside is that it's slippery
on the ground. It's gonna get underneath

624
00:39:16.599 --> 00:39:21.119
people's feet and then on a barbel
or slip. So if we're gonna do

625
00:39:21.159 --> 00:39:23.800
it outside, let's go to a
corner or around an area where no one

626
00:39:23.880 --> 00:39:28.239
walks, no foot traffic. Yeah, that's the point. That's one hundred

627
00:39:28.280 --> 00:39:30.159
percent. The point of that is
now your feet are slippery and it's chalking

628
00:39:30.320 --> 00:39:34.119
baby powder on the gym. Chalk
in general, I thinks misunderstood. So

629
00:39:34.199 --> 00:39:37.119
chalk in general is not sticky,
right, so we think about, oh,

630
00:39:37.239 --> 00:39:42.320
chalk helps your grip well kind of, but chalk helps any like water

631
00:39:42.360 --> 00:39:45.239
absorption. So yeah, if you're
sweaty it's hot out, you have clammy

632
00:39:45.280 --> 00:39:49.199
hands. I have very clammy hands. A little bit of chalk on your

633
00:39:49.199 --> 00:39:52.480
hands can help that. If you
have too much chalk on your hands or

634
00:39:52.559 --> 00:39:55.639
too much chalk on the barbel.
Barbells are designed very well, although it's

635
00:39:55.679 --> 00:40:01.639
kind of you know, old or
ancient looking technology. They have little mountain

636
00:40:01.760 --> 00:40:06.400
grooves in there to dig into our
skin. So if there's too much chalk

637
00:40:06.440 --> 00:40:09.400
on our skin or too much chalk
on the barbell. Now, those grooves

638
00:40:09.400 --> 00:40:13.639
are gonna get filled with chalk and
the barbell won't be able to dig into

639
00:40:13.639 --> 00:40:16.159
our skin and be able to lift. We call that grooves. We call

640
00:40:16.199 --> 00:40:20.559
that nurling. Yeah, so if
the nurling is full, and same goes

641
00:40:20.559 --> 00:40:23.920
with your T shirt. Slamming a
bunch of chalk on your back unless your

642
00:40:23.920 --> 00:40:28.519
back is sopping wet, which can
happen in the summer or certain gyms,

643
00:40:28.719 --> 00:40:31.519
A little bit may help, but
chances are the barbell is not going to

644
00:40:31.639 --> 00:40:37.079
slip on liquid on your shirt.
It only slips on your hands. So

645
00:40:37.360 --> 00:40:44.000
like chalking the living fuck out of
a bench does nothing, Chalking the living

646
00:40:44.000 --> 00:40:47.880
fun out of your shoulders does very
minimal unless certain instances, and then even

647
00:40:47.920 --> 00:40:53.480
over chalking your hands does literally nothing
but make shit dirty and probably make you

648
00:40:53.800 --> 00:40:59.559
feel primal and cool. Yeah.
How's that? That's a really good That

649
00:40:59.719 --> 00:41:02.079
was a very detailed explanation. Thanks
because it is true. Yeah, if

650
00:41:02.079 --> 00:41:05.920
you're if you're soaping wet and it
does happen right it gets hot summer,

651
00:41:05.920 --> 00:41:07.199
a little chalk on your back it
may help, but you can just literally

652
00:41:07.239 --> 00:41:10.440
pat it or take some of those
remnants and have a homie, uh you

653
00:41:10.480 --> 00:41:13.760
know, pat it on your on
your bar path on the or the bar

654
00:41:13.840 --> 00:41:16.920
placement. But but just chalking,
the living fuck never chok a barbell.

655
00:41:17.599 --> 00:41:21.880
That's a waste of time space.
Ie you how many times I saw that,

656
00:41:22.000 --> 00:41:24.119
especially in the in the geared era. The chalk, the chalk the

657
00:41:24.119 --> 00:41:28.159
back of your squat suite, chalk, the barbell Chalk's like, oh my

658
00:41:28.239 --> 00:41:30.639
god, how's it gonna hold on
a little bit of chalk on your back

659
00:41:30.920 --> 00:41:34.199
when you're real sweaty, a little
bit of chalk on your hands. But

660
00:41:34.199 --> 00:41:37.480
but it doesn't have to be that
often, especially you motherfuckers that probably don't

661
00:41:37.480 --> 00:41:42.639
even work hard enough to sweat,
right, Yeah, yeah, like I

662
00:41:42.679 --> 00:41:45.880
do. I got clamy ass hands. I don't. You got dry ass

663
00:41:45.920 --> 00:41:51.840
hand? Yeah? I feel like
the liquid chalk stuff, if applied like

664
00:41:52.239 --> 00:41:57.360
very um sparingly on your hands,
it is even better. Yeah chalk,

665
00:41:57.440 --> 00:42:00.679
because with block chalk, I actually
put for liquid cho over a block.

666
00:42:00.079 --> 00:42:05.119
Um, you do this enough and
you're like you clap enough where you do

667
00:42:05.239 --> 00:42:08.920
like touch enough things before you're set
and it's off. Yeah. True liquid

668
00:42:09.000 --> 00:42:14.920
talk kind of like it's more controllable
and then it doesn't really like flake off

669
00:42:14.920 --> 00:42:19.000
the way that it's cleaner and it's
small, sticky. I don't know how

670
00:42:19.079 --> 00:42:22.719
much actual chalk isn't it, but
I know that they're just like handed perspirant.

671
00:42:22.840 --> 00:42:24.519
Yeah, there's like alcohol to you
that. Yeah, take shit away,

672
00:42:24.599 --> 00:42:28.239
Yeah, to get it to dry. Um. What I think the

673
00:42:28.320 --> 00:42:30.920
keyboard you were looking for earlier was
T nine? Yeah, T nine.

674
00:42:31.039 --> 00:42:36.519
I'm a T nine demon. What's
T stand for? Text? Text nine?

675
00:42:36.519 --> 00:42:38.360
The nine numbers? Yeah, yeah, text nine. Yeah, I

676
00:42:38.400 --> 00:42:43.039
was a T nine demon, A
little predictive text on that thing. And

677
00:42:43.079 --> 00:42:45.679
I'm spiting in other words, you're
old. That's how that, That's how

678
00:42:45.760 --> 00:42:51.119
like text slang started though. Yeah, that in Twitter because back in the

679
00:42:51.199 --> 00:42:53.079
day we had no overhand just yeah, we had no characters, so you

680
00:42:53.119 --> 00:42:57.719
had to do you and steady you
people do for everything now. Yeah,

681
00:42:58.599 --> 00:43:00.000
yeah, the letter you, steady
you. The L O L. I

682
00:43:00.000 --> 00:43:06.159
mean that invented l O fucking L. You can we meet me? Me

683
00:43:06.239 --> 00:43:08.639
and my gen invented l O fucking
L. Dude? What have you?

684
00:43:08.760 --> 00:43:15.199
What is your gen given to the
world? What have you? Guys?

685
00:43:15.000 --> 00:43:24.360
TikTok dances you can um yea riz
riz yat. You can do bom bomb.

686
00:43:24.719 --> 00:43:30.760
Oh nothing, Okay, I ever
see if I can find this lady

687
00:43:30.800 --> 00:43:35.320
parts Okay, that's the nice way
to say lady parts and like caribbean.

688
00:43:36.000 --> 00:43:38.800
Um, yeah, you get like
text whole sentences and just acronyms or like

689
00:43:38.880 --> 00:43:44.639
short sure like w y D T
mr, lm K. What are you

690
00:43:44.679 --> 00:43:46.719
doing tomorrow? Would you say?
Let me know? Yeah, that's beautiful.

691
00:43:47.039 --> 00:43:50.880
Yeah you like that. Yeah,
dude, we invented that. I

692
00:43:50.960 --> 00:43:53.679
love that. There're some get a
little crazy. There's even some new ones.

693
00:43:53.719 --> 00:44:00.840
I didn't even know once know a
y C E oh all you can

694
00:44:00.840 --> 00:44:02.199
eat? Yeah, I didn't know
that for a long time. When was

695
00:44:02.239 --> 00:44:05.760
the ACE? I didn't know that
was like I didn't either. I didn't

696
00:44:05.760 --> 00:44:09.440
either. There's a new ACE place
I'm trying to go to. Yeah,

697
00:44:09.480 --> 00:44:14.679
what is it? Carean barbecue?
Let's go. Yeah it's easy. We

698
00:44:14.760 --> 00:44:16.760
don't we eat like right now,
one protein bar, one energy drink for

699
00:44:16.800 --> 00:44:21.519
the day, and then freaking early
dinner. Yeah that's how I eat kind

700
00:44:21.559 --> 00:44:23.920
of protein. Yeah, how good
was my case? Cerrito deal? I

701
00:44:23.920 --> 00:44:30.400
sent you, oh not your cheese
locale tortilla and beef ground beef, and

702
00:44:30.480 --> 00:44:34.920
I fucking I made one yesterday that
looked it looked like it, right,

703
00:44:34.960 --> 00:44:37.639
the one it looked pretty good.
Then as long as you get cheese where

704
00:44:37.679 --> 00:44:44.239
you ripping the tortilla and then you
cook that part first, it'll like weld

705
00:44:44.679 --> 00:44:49.599
the tortilla. Yeah, that's good. It was good. And if you

706
00:44:49.639 --> 00:44:52.480
want to get after you, what's
what's in those things? Let us sour

707
00:44:52.559 --> 00:44:57.480
cream? You could all do those
healthy tomatoes and then they do a hard

708
00:44:57.480 --> 00:45:00.719
shelly. I didn't do all that. Yeah, but the hard show does

709
00:45:00.760 --> 00:45:02.800
add in a nice texture. Crunt
trap. Yeah, I made a crunt

710
00:45:02.840 --> 00:45:07.000
trap. I made a healthy crunt
trap. Nice. Yeah, it was

711
00:45:07.039 --> 00:45:08.760
good. Did you make it for
TikTok or something? No, I should

712
00:45:08.760 --> 00:45:14.280
have. That's why you wasted the
opportunity. But they're so good because I

713
00:45:14.320 --> 00:45:16.679
sent you one. Right, they're
so good. The food content creators are

714
00:45:16.719 --> 00:45:21.800
gangster like. They're good chefs.
Yeah, and they're like presentation and their

715
00:45:21.880 --> 00:45:23.119
editing is good. I ain't got
time for all that. No, it's

716
00:45:23.119 --> 00:45:27.440
a lot. You cannot compete,
No, for sure not. Yeah,

717
00:45:27.480 --> 00:45:30.079
and let's see that's gonna watch me
cook and like do one hundred takes.

718
00:45:30.280 --> 00:45:35.079
We can do it. Well.
That's how Mike and I started working together

719
00:45:35.119 --> 00:45:39.920
you know show. Yeah that too, what yeah what yeah? Yeah,

720
00:45:40.039 --> 00:45:43.719
they made an old cookie show.
Those took forever time. I mean,

721
00:45:43.800 --> 00:45:46.719
I like, you can cook,
Um, I can cook. He can

722
00:45:46.760 --> 00:45:50.039
cook. Yeah, I can cook. I'm not like a chef. Jim

723
00:45:50.079 --> 00:45:54.000
you can cook, Jim you.
Um. I used to cook all the

724
00:45:54.039 --> 00:45:58.960
time. And then, um,
I used to make dinner all the time.

725
00:45:59.000 --> 00:46:02.800
And then when my wife was working
during the day, and uh,

726
00:46:02.880 --> 00:46:07.960
then she started having a lot of
gastric reflux and so didn't want to eat

727
00:46:08.079 --> 00:46:12.599
past, you know, a certain
time of day, and so there was

728
00:46:12.639 --> 00:46:15.800
no point in me making a full
dinners a full dinner. So we changed

729
00:46:15.840 --> 00:46:19.440
how we eat. And now she's
retired and she cooks all the time,

730
00:46:19.440 --> 00:46:22.239
and I don't think and yeah,
I love to cook. Yeah we cook

731
00:46:22.639 --> 00:46:27.360
me. Uh. Into training Partners
Robot and Cove. Robot and Cove,

732
00:46:30.239 --> 00:46:37.079
they're humans. Yeah on my channel
back on my channel from twenty thirteen,

733
00:46:36.679 --> 00:46:39.800
thirteen, twenty thirteen, Yes,
ten years ago. Oh my god,

734
00:46:39.920 --> 00:46:44.159
I was like a freshman in high
school or something somewhere. You can go

735
00:46:44.159 --> 00:46:47.360
watch him bro eats. Yeah it's
a good name too. It could have

736
00:46:47.400 --> 00:46:52.159
ran. Yeah, it could work. It's just timing and yeah, I

737
00:46:52.159 --> 00:46:53.800
mean it was the problem is for
me, it was a lot of work,

738
00:46:54.119 --> 00:46:57.920
so really a lot of work to
edit. Yeah, we shot it,

739
00:46:58.039 --> 00:47:00.679
shot it. We kind of shot
it like new age shit. Yeah,

740
00:47:00.760 --> 00:47:05.599
cuts overview view. That's something that
would like to do. Yeah we

741
00:47:05.679 --> 00:47:07.760
can. Yeah, we talked about
doing a food channel. I know,

742
00:47:07.920 --> 00:47:12.159
it's just there's we can we can
lock it in now that I'll travel less

743
00:47:12.159 --> 00:47:14.400
because yeah, we talked about doing
it eating one and a cooking when we

744
00:47:14.440 --> 00:47:17.440
could do both. Yeah, start
a cooking episode of eating. Uh taking

745
00:47:17.480 --> 00:47:22.880
a pause from from cooking eating and
Jim etiquette. Um, you were talking

746
00:47:22.880 --> 00:47:25.719
about you. You mentioned riz earlier
and not everybody has known what that meant

747
00:47:25.719 --> 00:47:34.840
and I do now. Um,
but a Stanford student, Brian HP Chang

748
00:47:35.800 --> 00:47:42.199
created riz GPT, a monocle you
wear that displays chat GPT output to tell

749
00:47:42.239 --> 00:47:45.679
you what to say in case you
get tongue tied on a date. He

750
00:47:45.719 --> 00:47:49.719
calls it c AA S or charisma
as us. You know who I literally

751
00:47:49.719 --> 00:47:54.320
think invented RIZ. Who guy?
Yeah, I think he literally meanted that.

752
00:47:54.559 --> 00:47:58.239
Well that's pretty cool. Yeah,
it's crazy, that's right. I

753
00:47:58.239 --> 00:48:00.239
saw a clip of him. I
think it was like, Um, I

754
00:48:00.239 --> 00:48:02.480
don't think it's in the real dictionary
yet, but it's in like, you

755
00:48:02.519 --> 00:48:06.480
know, the slang dictionary or whatever. It's called urban diction. How does

756
00:48:06.599 --> 00:48:10.719
urban dictionary get through in this PC
world? That doesn't seem right. I

757
00:48:10.719 --> 00:48:14.559
don't know. That's a good question. I haven't answer. Everything's getting canceled.

758
00:48:14.639 --> 00:48:17.880
Urban dictionary is just cool urban urban. Yeah. Actually we have Oriental

759
00:48:17.960 --> 00:48:22.039
dictionary dot com. Like that can't
fly. Yeah right, I think you're

760
00:48:22.039 --> 00:48:24.480
just it's like the name of the
game. If you're on there, you

761
00:48:24.559 --> 00:48:28.679
kind of know, like yeah,
I guess. But there was like an

762
00:48:28.679 --> 00:48:31.199
English professor at some college going over
his class with urban dictionary shit, and

763
00:48:31.239 --> 00:48:36.719
they brought up like a bunch of
stuff this streamer either made up or popularized.

764
00:48:37.320 --> 00:48:39.360
Yeat was on there. Even though
I think that's a rage gaming I

765
00:48:39.360 --> 00:48:44.280
think that's his homie. Ye yeah, that's like when you sound yeah,

766
00:48:45.400 --> 00:48:47.679
yeah, yeah, instead of like
god damn, Like when you see like

767
00:48:47.760 --> 00:48:52.800
a hot chick say goddamn, they'll
be like yeah, yeah, like she's

768
00:48:52.840 --> 00:48:55.519
got the yachts. What it's a
noun? Due, Yeah, it's all

769
00:48:55.519 --> 00:48:59.039
of it. I love it,
dude, I do love that shit.

770
00:48:59.440 --> 00:49:01.639
I love like it's just like so
niche Now it's so big because those streamers

771
00:49:01.639 --> 00:49:05.320
are giant. Yeah, but like
there's a lot of stuff that came from

772
00:49:05.360 --> 00:49:08.079
Twitch. It's a different language.
Yeah. I love that. Yeah,

773
00:49:08.119 --> 00:49:10.639
yeah, yeah, because I love
cultures like that, Like how does culture

774
00:49:10.639 --> 00:49:15.440
start? And it literally started this
kid said riz, Yeah is a lot

775
00:49:15.440 --> 00:49:19.920
of culture like in all the stupid
like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

776
00:49:20.280 --> 00:49:22.280
yeah, this would make sense to
someone who isn't part of that community.

777
00:49:22.360 --> 00:49:24.480
Yeah, and I love that.
Yeah, I love that even gets

778
00:49:24.480 --> 00:49:28.599
sturdy even though it's like more of
a regional hip hop New York thing,

779
00:49:28.639 --> 00:49:30.679
but they popularize it on the internet. Yeah, it becomes a little exclusive

780
00:49:30.760 --> 00:49:35.960
if you're part of that culture.
That's actually kind of a critical point of

781
00:49:36.039 --> 00:49:40.519
creating like communities of any side language
language. Yeah, yeah, we have

782
00:49:40.599 --> 00:49:44.320
a little bit around here, but
we don't have that much even hella.

783
00:49:44.519 --> 00:49:50.320
I love that now it's spread,
but that yeah, our content doesn't is

784
00:49:50.360 --> 00:49:53.639
not really packed with that stuff,
where other people's definitely is like all kinds

785
00:49:53.639 --> 00:49:58.480
of inside jokes and language stuff or
whatever, which I think we're just too

786
00:49:59.119 --> 00:50:02.639
you know, not cool. I
think I'm really not cool. Well,

787
00:50:02.440 --> 00:50:07.760
all y'all are saying you're currently Yeah, we say you're that's kind of kind

788
00:50:07.800 --> 00:50:10.960
of say ironically, and then I
stopped saying it. I really like or

789
00:50:12.280 --> 00:50:15.360
Nerve Nor. I can't say.
That's kind of like Australian too. I

790
00:50:16.760 --> 00:50:21.599
don't know, I'm just being lazy. Reminds me of Australians. Nor Nor,

791
00:50:21.800 --> 00:50:24.519
we're going to the Americans. I
was saying, like brother like an

792
00:50:24.559 --> 00:50:30.079
ironically. Somebody suggested this, this
riz GPT should should have been called Sereno

793
00:50:30.159 --> 00:50:39.599
because that's like the classic Sereno de
Bergerac, classic story of a guy who

794
00:50:40.039 --> 00:50:46.360
was um pretty good looking but had
no game at all, and he was

795
00:50:46.480 --> 00:50:53.800
fedlines uh from a guy who had
a giant nose but was really good words.

796
00:50:54.320 --> 00:50:59.440
Wait and yeah, this is my
origin story. I feel like,

797
00:50:59.480 --> 00:51:04.920
I know. There's a really really
good movie yeah with with Steve Martin.

798
00:51:05.320 --> 00:51:08.840
Okay, I think called Roxanne because
the girl is Roxanne. It's Daryl Hannah

799
00:51:09.039 --> 00:51:13.119
now because of the police, not
because of the rocks Sand. Oh.

800
00:51:13.960 --> 00:51:19.239
The best scene in any movie that
features the song rock sand is Eddie Murphy

801
00:51:19.559 --> 00:51:24.280
in the jail cell in forty eight
Hours, where he's like Eddie Murphy,

802
00:51:24.440 --> 00:51:30.840
He's he's wearing headphones. Okay,
in in his jail cell and he's singing

803
00:51:30.360 --> 00:51:36.719
Roxanne off like out of tune,
top of his fucking marms top. I

804
00:51:36.760 --> 00:51:39.719
think Jamie Fox at the hospital.
Yeah, he's in a kind of rehab.

805
00:51:39.760 --> 00:51:45.239
I'm sure what was think it was
a stroke. Yeah, And then

806
00:51:45.280 --> 00:51:46.920
a lot of people came out said
he's known for having high blood pressure for

807
00:51:46.960 --> 00:51:51.360
a long time and who knows what, but I'm glad he's right. Yeah,

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maybe new movies will wrap it up. I think Jim's kind of haircut.

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Oh yes, shit, I gotta
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summer. We're locked and loaded.
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the Jimmy Dean and all the social
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where percent is a word and fifty
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Facts is a speaker prime podcast in
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and I Gonna get the hell out
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